My sent emails LIV

Hello 20yo-stranger,

“Would it be too much to ask to have a chat with you on kik?”

Yes, it would, I only get into private chats with friends.

“I love…[blah blah]… Makes me hard thinking about it.”

And I only give my details to friends because of this. Seriously, this would interest me why?

If you have actually read my blog as you say, I’m pretty damn sure that there is not a single place in it where I have stated, or implied, or even vaguely hinted that the state of some stranger’s hardon is of the slightest interest to … Continue Reading

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My sent emails LIII

Hello New-No-Profile-No-Pic-Sub-Guy,

Welcome to Fetlife.

You’re a mature man who presumably has met women before, had relationships, all that jazz.

I know this whole thing with BDSM and all is new to you, but here’s a tip: If you contact women on here, imagine you’re on a vanilla dating site, RSVP, OKcupid, and proceed accordingly.

Think about that for a second. Imagine having no profile information, nothing at all about yourself, no photo, you’re just ‘random internet dude’. Now imagine sending the following email to a woman you like the look of on one of those vanilla dating sites:

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My sent emails LII

Hello Scandinavian_fellow,
legs w cuff

Thank you for your email. You are in Norway, so I doubt you will be able to offer me anything that I want.

Feel free to contact me again when you have moved to Australia and are within reasonable travelling distance to actually have a relationship.

You said: “i’ll attach a picture so You see who i am.”

That is a photo of Stilrobin Fröström, and I don’t for a second believe that’s you. If you are going to show photos of someone else and pretend it’s you, then I suggest you find an image that is more … Continue Reading

Loves: 8
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My sent emails LI

I sent this after a couple of exchanges where I addressed his ‘online cam slave looking for a mistress’ inquiry by suggesting he look for a reputable pro-Domme who can serve his desires.

Hello ‘slave’,

“But I don’t want a pro domme I want to be with one mistress in a fulfilling relationship”

This is a ridiculous statement given you’ve already explained what you want, and it’s this:

“I’m an online cam slave seeking a mistress I have few limits and I’m into degrading tasks on cam”
“she’ll (for example) [do this sexy thing to me do that sexy Continue Reading

Loves: 12
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My sent emails L

[He (re-)introduced himself with the line “How is it possible that you are still single?”, then asked if we could be ‘friends’ (again)]

Hello dude-I-haven’t-spoken-to-in-ages-who-suddenly-wants-to-be-friends,

I remember chatting to you.

I seem to recall you had quite the interest in boots or shoes and incessantly returned to it as a topic of conversation. When I redirected the conversation to more interesting topics, you bailed.

That was fine with me, no big deal. It was a casual chat, and of course nobody wants to spend time on exchanges that aren’t interesting to them. I harbour no bad feelings about it, … Continue Reading

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My sent emails XLIX


hello mistress..

Hello 25Msub-in-another-country,

Stolen picture, nowhere near me, two word email.

No thank you.


For your amusement, this was the picture he had on his profile (cropped to exclude the cover details and the head of course, for anonymity :P). It is Russian model Matt Voskrebentsev, photographed by Sasha Kosmos. SEEMS TOTALLY LEGIT!… Continue Reading

Loves: 6
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Heavy sighs & fine-ness

I have written more, lots, reams, but I just don’t feel like posting it because REASONS.

So, this:

Hello cougarling,

Thank you so much for all the travel you did to come and spend time with me, I really appreciate it.

I enjoyed so much about our time together: you’re lovely, and you’re so beautiful, and I feel like there is more to explore. I’d be delighted to see you again to kiss and pet and play some more if you would enjoy that also.

But given how we communicate, trying to build a long term relationship over this … Continue Reading

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