Hello EmailSpamBoy,

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Hello there BoyWhoSpeaksOfJelly,

I am inordinately impressed by your articulate and entertaining email – what an absolute delight to read. I hope others you have contacted tell you that also.

As my profile says, I’m idly traversing the internet, not actively seeking a submissive, so don’t want you to waste your efforts if you are looking for more.

Nevertheless, I’ve always had a soft spot for jelly with banana in the middle and am always … Continue Reading

Did you just send me a two word message and misspell the word “hi”? Really?

Ferns

Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.

Ferns

… *drool*

Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.

Ferns

…???

I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.

Ferns

…!!!

CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!

Ferns

Yes yes, I am totally trawling my sent emails for blogging material. Deal with it.

A very kind and astute reader of this blog informed me that she had found a photo of my boy on a profile on CollarMe. Was it my boy? Nooooo, it was not…

Really??!!

Strangers on the internet tell lies and are not to be trusted??!! I can scarcely believe it!

Hello lying_scumbag,

The photo you have on … Continue Reading

Welcome to my Sent emails folder. Enjoy.
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Hello best_slave_evaevaeva,

Do you know what impresses dominant women? Smart men. Do you know what smart men do? They read profiles of said dominant women and only email those who say they are looking for what the man has to offer.

Then, when they email this dominant woman who is looking for the same thing that they are looking for, they do so with a view to … Continue Reading