musing Where I have been August 3, 2011 24 CommentsI recently completed a ‘trip map’, where you identify all the cities you have been to and they get pinned on a map.108 cities in 38 countries. I need to get out more. Rate this item:1.00Submit Rating Loves: 2Please wait...// MY FEMDOM BOOKS // Next Post Previous PostYou may also like July 10, 2014 Where are my fucking orgasms? February 2, 2012 Unexpected outing February 14, 2011 A blogging dilemma24 CommentsWOW! You must have coping with jet lag down to a science by now.Replyslapshot: “WOW! You must have coping with jet lag down to a science by now.”Ha! You'd think so, wouldn't you? But no, I am rubbish!FernsReplyToo bad the map doesn't get bigger.Replyprsuasivpressure: “Too bad the map doesn't get bigger.”It is, yes. I tried to make it bigger, but the map itself is tiny, so the resolution is really low.FernsReplyYAY!You've been kinda sorta near me on the US east coast 3 times.I need to get you here again for your spanking! Um, I mean your huge Welcome to the USA party, Ms Ferns!ClarenceReplyClarence: “YAY! You've been kinda sorta near me on the US east coast 3 times.”Actually more… I've been to some of those cities a few times! Why weren't you there to carry my bags?“I need to get you here again for your spanking!”*wiggles her arse* In your dreams, boy!“Um, I mean your huge Welcome to the USA party, Ms Ferns!”Ahh hmmm… somehow I suspect you are not to be trusted!FernsReplyYou make me feel like a hermit! I love to travel. If you could go anywhere you haven't been yet, where would that be? Where's next on Ferns' agenda of conquering the world?ReplySweets: “If you could go anywhere you haven't been yet, where would that be? Where's next on Ferns' agenda of conquering the world?”Ooohh… there's a huge white space there in South America! I'd love to spend some time travelling around the top end… Maybe start in Brazil and make my way around to Peru.I do think, though, that I have 'settled down' somewhat, and what I tend to do more of now is to go somewhere, create a little nest, and explore a small area for a few weeks, as if I lived there.FernsReplyFerns: “I do think, though, that I have 'settled down' somewhat, and what I tend to do more of now is to go somewhere, create a little nest, and explore a small area for a few weeks, as if I lived there.”That's the best way to do it! Power tours and speed vacations are such a waste, you miss all the best things… you know, that stuff you won't find in the guide book.My beast spent some time in South Africa. By far his favorite trip ever… i'll have to make him take me sometime.ReplySweets: “That's the best way to do it! Power tours and speed vacations are such a waste, you miss all the best things… you know, that stuff you won't find in the guide book.”Yes! Though I have to say that I am a rubbish tourist and am disgustingly disinterested in the tourist things. I normally just aimlessly wander the streets and see what I find.“My beast spent some time in South Africa. By far his favorite trip ever… i'll have to make him take me sometime.”You so should! When I first went to Africa (a 7 week trip, and not South Africa), it was the first time in my travels that pretty much *everything* was mind boggling… the culture, the landscape, the wildlife, the poverty, the violence, the smells, the hunger, the generosity, the beauty… pretty much everything made me go 'wow!'. Amazing, disturbing, fascinating.FernsReplyDaaaang,I've only been to 11 (unless you cound airport layovers, then you can add Iceland for 12 :p),and those have all been on two continents.I'm feeling all underexposed.Replydishevelleddomina: “I'm feeling all underexposed.”I would most helpfully and selflessly suggest a trip to… um… who cares, where you do some nude photos that you then put out into the world… *waggles eyebrows*FernsReplyI apologize, Mistress Ferns, for my lateness in answering your question!As to where I was, and why I was not holding your bags, well, see I got lost and went to the wrong airport the first time. Then when you came again, I went to the airport I should have gone to the first time, but, silly me, you came in at the other airport. The last time you arrived, I was abducted by someone who only said they were sent by a “dd”. I have no idea who this dd IS, and Oh, Mistress Ferns, I am SOOOOO lucky to have escaped from there! Anyway, I promise to do better next time Mistress!Clarence the bratboyReplyAnd I thought I had travelled a fair bit. Ok I admit its mainly been Europe and part of North Africa. Looks like You've been near by Ms Ferns.ID (Lost Sheep returning to the flock)ReplyClarence: “As to where I was… [excuses excuses]… I promise to do better next time”Ahhmm… *skeptical look*FernsReplyID: “Looks like You've been near by”Have I? Why didn't you say hello?“Lost Sheep returning to the flock”Welcome back, little lamb.FernsReplyThank You Ms Ferns. If You are near “Sunny” Scotland again i will.IDReplyDid you like Greece? I hope you had a great time ;)ReplyI loved Greece *smile*! Island hopping mostly.FernsReplyHave you been to Hong Kong? Hard to tell from the map.ReplyI have never been to Hong Kong, no. Recommended?FernsReplyOnly in transit, but I will be there week after next for several days, so just curious.Best.TRSReplyI hope you enjoy it.FernsFStill too far from Aussie.TRSReplyLeave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published.CommentName Email Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email.