Here we are with the most popular clit-stim toys going head-to-head (hurr hurr) in a full-on comparison: A Womanizer review & a Satisfyer review in one hit.
The models I tested were the Womanizer Premium and the Satisfyer Luxury Prêt-à-Porter. These are both the top end of each of the ranges at the time of writing. Other models’ features will vary.
Let’s start on the outside: The packaging for both is luxe in slightly different ways.
The Womanizer’s packaging is a nude pink with a woman’s face that contrasts with the black device.
The Satisfyer is going for a … Continue Reading
This sex toy review for the Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo has been a long time coming (hurr hurr ‘coming’, geddit?) because I haven’t had a cock I wanted to test it on.
But after meeting the cutie pie and negotiating using him as a stunt cock, here we are.
I’m going to split the telling of this story into two parts:
1. The toy review (this post) and
2. How our afternoon together went in salacious detail :) (that post still to come)
The Pulse Duo is a quality toy for couples: The device is designed for penis stimulation, … Continue Reading
From ‘adventures in femdom dating’ and related to using the cutie-pie’s cock for the sex toy review I mentioned earlier, here are some snippets of the conversation in which we talked about it, how I explained it to him, checked to see if he had any issues with what I had in mind, and agreed the activities that might be on the table.
I’m intending for it to be a very low key science experiment. You are the guinea pig.
I don’t know how the toy will work either, but if it’s just ‘bbbbbzzzzzzzztttt… [a minute later] holy … Continue Reading
I’m talking clitoral orgasm. And not just my first, but my second and then my third… :).
Let me tell you all about it, because hands-free clitoral orgasm!
We-Vibe created the Pleasure Mate Collection some years ago. You know why I wanted to try this collection?
Because sex toy guru Epiphora wrote a rave review about it. I’m not sure when I read it exactly, but when an experienced sex toy user and reviewer raves about a hands-free clitoral orgasm using a particular toy, you better bet I’m paying attention.
So when TabuToys approached me asking if I’d … Continue Reading
Tantus Realdoe Strapless Strap-on
This toy makes me want to fuck.
I’ve never been one for realistic cocks for strap-on play because who am I fooling? I don’t want or need it to look ‘real’, and I know it won’t. So I tend towards purple, swirly, pretty dildos for strap-on play, and I’ve been really keen to get a gold glittery one (haven’t found one yet!).
But.. but… when I saw the Tantus Realdoe, I really really wanted it. I have a pretty good case of penis envy and this was the closest I was going to get to at … Continue Reading
I get offers to do sex toy reviews from time to time and I’m usually not really interested. I have no desire to turn this into a review blog. There are many MANY fabulous sex toy reviewers who fill that role extremely well.
BUT I have recently said ‘yes’ to two offers to review toys that I was really interested in because the companies that offered them actually treated me like a real person *gasp* instead of just spamming me with untargetted emails in a mass mailout in the hopes of a hit. So in summary, I am being a … Continue Reading
When I wrote about strap-on harnesses (yeah, like anyone forgot, cock perves!), I took out my toybox (which I *wish* was a fabulous carved old wooden trunk that sat mysteriously in my bedroom all sexy-like, but is actually a bright orange lockable Samsonite suitcase that I hide under the bed) so that I could check the construction of one of my harnesses to answer a commenter’s post.
The suitcase has since been sitting in the middle of my bedroom floor because I am lazy, and I have managed to smash both my big and little toes into it while stumbling … Continue Reading