Morning routine: Revisit

I wrote about my very dommely morning routine some years ago. My routine has changed since then, plus I’ve moved, so I no longer see the mountains out of my bedroom window: Boo. So I thought I’d do an update for those who are curious.

I’m a creature of habit, it makes me feel calm and settled to go through the familiar motions of things. This means I am entirely predictable which is a bonus … Continue Reading

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Bits and bobs

I’m in a slump, which happens from time to time, though normally it’s short-lived and personal-mood based. This time, though, I guess the end of times we’ve all been living through (fire! plague! drought! flood! pestilence!) explains why so many of us are feeling like achieving the most minor of things is a huge effort and a major achievement (it is! truly!). It feels like I should be coming out of this malaise right about … Continue Reading

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Shit Ferns says #17

Random shit I’ve said, no context (if you want more of this in real time: This is pretty much ‘me on Twitter’ :)).

I was gonna tweet “How are people fucking dating rn?!”
But really I mean “How are people fucking dating anywhere ever in the history of time?!”
Dating fucking sucks
Just bring me a fully formed relationship with someone who’s happy I slap his face before I sit on it

Look, if you’ve

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Shit Ferns says #16

Random shit I’ve said, no context (if you want more of this in real time: This is pretty much ‘me on Twitter’ :)).

Obviously I only write true highbrow literary works because I only ever use ‘come’.
Nevaaarrr ‘cum’. No-one in my writing gets to to ‘cum’.
COLD DEAD HANDS and etc :P

She beats both of them senseless for having the absolute wrong focus here :P

This is a thing people do for fun.

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Positivity is hard

I’m struggling a little, let’s be honest here.

I’m still tweeting, still posting on Fetlife, I’m still producing audio porn, I even recorded a new podcast (coming soon, though an early unedited version is up on my Patreon!) but for here, for my blog, my mind is empty.

The first of the above is daily frippery, the second is direct responses to questions, the third is based on content that already exists, … Continue Reading

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Every damn day in June: Slut

Public domain mark'Boy! I sure did a good day's work today' by National Archives at College Park

This is the very last of my #EveryDamnDayInJune posts.

I did not QUITE make a post every day. 26 posts this month though. Woot!!

It’s surprisingly difficult to write every day. Well, unless you start posting your shopping list (I did that once, you know :P).

I know quite a few sex bloggers who create daily content month after month, and it’s an astounding level of motivation, inspiration, and work. Kudos to them, … Continue Reading

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Utili-garters

© 'Utility garter (no longer available)' by Five & Diamond

Note: This is another draft dragged up from the depths (of 2014!). Ha! Did I mention that I have about 200 drafts started and then abandoned here on the blog? I do. With this one, I knew the photos were terrible, and I was planning to do better ones. I never did, of course. And here we are :).

This is an amazing leather garter belt that I was lucky enough to be gifted by … Continue Reading

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