[He (re-)introduced himself with the line “How is it possible that you are still single?”, then asked if we could be ‘friends’ (again)]
I remember chatting to you.
I seem to recall you had quite the interest in boots or shoes and incessantly returned to it as a topic of conversation. When I redirected the conversation to more interesting topics, you bailed.
That was fine with me, no big deal. It was … Continue Reading
Stolen picture, nowhere near me, two word email.
No thank you.
For your amusement, this was the picture he had on his profile (cropped to exclude the cover details and the head of course, for anonymity :P). It is Russian model Matt Voskrebentsev, photographed by Sasha Kosmos. SEEMS TOTALLY LEGIT!… Continue Reading
I have written more, lots, reams, but I just don’t feel like posting it because REASONS.
Thank you so much for all the travel you did to come and spend time with me, I really appreciate it.
I enjoyed so much about our time together: you’re lovely, and you’re so beautiful, and I feel like there is more to explore. I’d be delighted to see you again to kiss and … Continue Reading
Further to your ‘yes!’ to a kissing date, I’m going to give you some detail so you know what to expect.
It’s a date for the sole purpose of kissing. Just that. No food, no drinks, no chit chat, no hanging out, no going anywhere.
- Kissing, stroking, petting (and some other naturally related things that flow from it… see below): yes.
- Chit chat, fucking, orgasms: no.
I’d play it by ear, but I want to … Continue Reading
I was going to leave this unanswered because you are right, I’m not interested, but you seem genuinely perplexed at my response, so in the interests of ‘random acts of education’, I thought I would try and help.
I’m going to keep this short since you will either find it useful or think I am an interfering bint who should piss off, and I don’t want to waste either of our … Continue Reading
22M, Illinois: Hello Mistress. Can you lock me up in a dog cage/confinement for a night or longer?
Me: Yes I can. Bring the cage here. To Australia. I await your arrival. Do not contact me again until you get here.
Him: How long can you keep me in a cage?
Me: YOU CONTACTED ME AGAIN, YOU RUINED [email protected]@@!!!
*block*… Continue Reading
This time, I sent sex-voiced Texan a photo of a pose I liked as inspiration: casual, leaning against a wall, hat in hand, boots on, jeans, no shirt.
He sent me three pictures: two variations of that pose, and one off-script photo featuring his bound hands, the boots and hat in shot.
I am (almost literally) floored by my visceral reaction to how beautiful he is. But it’s not JUST his beauty. It’s the fact … Continue Reading