Birthday Nude: Touching

My dedication to the time-honoured tradition of the birthday nude is unparalleled. The camera on my phone is no longer working and I’m in the middle of move-planning, and yet here I am in all my naked glory.  Happy birthday to me! For my birthday, you can say lovely things to me so I feel fabulous about being another year older. Or at least click the little ‘likes’ […]

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End of year roundup: Top five plus nude

As a proper blogger (shut up, I am!), I’m supposed to do some kind of summary, maybe some stats, deep thoughts for the year, some goals for next year, that sort of thing. Maybe even *gasp* GRAPH PORN! But I’m spectacularly unmotivated to do any of that, so instead, here is a list of my most popular posts of 2016:  When your submissive says ‘no’ Advice for the newly minted submissive man seeking What happens if your submissive disobeys? Which strap-on harness? User names and you…  And since I’m much too lazy to do a proper roundup, […]

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I am definitely 100%…

… wearing these shoes* over Christmas.  They don’t go with anything I own, they are hopelessly impractical, completely over-the-top for casual get-togethers, and I don’t care one bit. I’m feeling stressed (already) with all the relentless peopling that is coming my way, bearing down like a freight train. Not just ‘peopling’, but ‘peopling while being endlessly cheerful’, which is the worst kind. Wearing these will make me feel 85.6% more cheerful. […]

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Birthday nude: Strap-on

“This toy makes me want to fuck”. It does. Kneel here. Get it wet. Let’s get started.  My traditional birthday nude is neither traditional nor nude. I’m okay with it. Wish me a happy birthday, click ‘like’ so I know you’ve strap-onned (is SO a word, and no I don’t mean ‘strapped-on’) with me. Oh, and send me presents.  […]

Me and lingerie

I own two beautiful steel boned corsets, a couple of black lacy bras and some lace panties that I’ve had forever. And that’s it for beautiful lingerie-type things. I used to love lingerie way back when, but at some point I lost interest. Not because I don’t think it’s pretty and sexy, but because somehow it just became… impractical and too expensive and hard to justify. Which it is, […]

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Body project update

I haven’t written about my body project for ages. The main reason is that I’ve been pretty much in maintenance mode forever. I’ve been gymming and Pilatesing (is SO a word!) 5 times a week, not phoning it in, but also not challenging myself. And while I’d love to pretend maintenance mode keeps me in peak shape, it doesn’t of course. So I’m a bit softer, a bit weaker, […]

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Classic black corset

I found this photo while cleaning up my files. I’ve posted photos of a different, more beautifully intricate corset before, but I don’t think I’ve shared this photo of my classic black one. With jeans, for that ‘oh this old thing?’ casual look…   […]

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