22M, Illinois: Hello Mistress. Can you lock me up in a dog cage/confinement for a night or longer?
Me: Yes I can. Bring the cage here. To Australia. I await your arrival. Do not contact me again until you get here.
Him: How long can you keep me in a cage?
Me: YOU CONTACTED ME AGAIN, YOU RUINED EVER[email protected]@@!!!
Ha! Nice little variation on the party game Simon Says…
But you must be bummed out… ;)
SO bummed *sigh*.
I see what you did there.
This cracked me up on tumblr when it appeared. So funny
*laugh* I cracked myself up while doing it…
You nearly made me spew out my juice… note to self, do not have liquids in your mouth when reading Ferns blog…
And this is why I love you Ferns
Maybe that’s his thing – getting dommes to block him. :D
I’m ever the service top :).
I could get to Australia then *build* a cage. And a house to put it in. Just saying. :-)
Get here, build the cage, then build the house. Do not contact me again until it’s done…
*giggles insanely* Stop it your killing me
You’re* If it helps I now hate myself
Brilliant. Thank you. Laughed a lot.
FERNS QUICK! I saw this and thought of you my love
*flails about giggling helplessly* I mean you know nobody EVER EVER has ever said “why what a lovely scrotum you have”