My sent emails XLVII

22M, Illinois: Hello Mistress. Can you lock me up in a dog cage/confinement for a night or longer?

Me: Yes I can. Bring the cage here. To Australia. I await your arrival. Do not contact me again until you get here.

Him: How long can you keep me in a cage?

Me: YOU CONTACTED ME AGAIN, YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!@@@!!!

*block*

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18 comments

  1. You nearly made me spew out my juice… note to self, do not have liquids in your mouth when reading Ferns blog…

  2. Miss Ferns,

    I could get to Australia then *build* a cage. And a house to put it in. Just saying. :-)

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