Lifting out

Creative Commons BY-SA 4.0 mark'Passion fruit' by Paul Munhoven

Hauling myself out of a slump is tricky. If I try too hard, I rail against myself like I somehow want to see me fail. It’s ridiculous, and yet it’s true. I mentioned that I signed up to this 10 week challenge at my gym which is meant to be all full-on, and it can be, but given I’m a bit broken I’m taking it relatively easy. What it’s about for me is having an external goal to think about vs just rattling around inside my own head like some demented ferret. […]

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Rigid cock rings: PSA

I don’t know anything about rigid cock rings except that they look sexy and they scare me silly. I somehow can’t get past this horrible visual of someone being unable to get it off an engorged cock and having a terrible paniced trip to the emergency room (DON’T SEARCH FOR THAT, I WARNED YOU!). I know it’s silly really, […]

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Administery admin: aka ‘yawnfest’

I know you all just want to hear about my date, but bear with me here: I’m about to change my blog theme (have I ever mentioned how much I hate change? I do, I hate it). About 54% of my readers access my blog from desktops, 32% from mobiles, and 14% from tablets. My current theme is so old that it doesn’t properly support the smaller devices, […]

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The fabulous Stella Gibson

** SPOILERS! ** I’ve just watched Season 1 of The Fall. It amuses me greatly that Jamie Dornan is essentially playing the next chapter of Christian Grey as a stalkery creep, only in this iteration he actually kills the women he stalks.  But that’s not why I’m mentioning it. I’m mentioning it for the very brief liaison Gillian Anderson’s character, […]

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How to make Milo

This is a Very Important Topic*. Milo is a chocolate malt drink that is a staple in Australia, right up there with Vegemite. The value of Milo (vs other chocolate milk additives) is that it’s crunchy, so when you have it, you have to embrace the crunchiness of it and not waste it. There is much debate about the best way to have Milo, […]

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Travelling

I’m away from home at the moment, on another continent, a vacation, a scoping out. No, not meeting a potential (come on, like I’d be able to keep that to myself!), more’s the pity.  Random things floating around in my head. —- I have some internet connectivity, but I am uninterested in it. It seems so far away. […]

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Scars

I have scars on my body. Like all scars they tell stories. That one under my hair, where I smashed into a beam with a nail sticking out while crouch-running under a friend’s house at a party. We were wild and screaming, I was about 13 I guess. I suspect my friend never even noticed when I stopped, […]

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Lucky

My sister will be here with me for my birthday on Friday. She will arrive tomorrow, so I will be struggling under the weight of her company already by the time Friday comes around. We will drink too much champagne, talk too loudly, gesture too wildly, eat too much junk food. On Friday evening, we will get dressed up like we never do, […]

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