I saw this attempt to have cybersex with Cleverbot on tumblr (click image for the full post, it’s ridiculously funny).
I’ve had some fun with Cleverbot before, but not attempted cyber fornication. Of course I thought “Imma try this”!
Cleverbot: You are cyborg?
*takes off shirt*.
Is that legal?
*takes off pants*.
Now say, I will obet [sic… wtf?].
I will obey.
We will obey each other.
No, you will be my bitch.
I will be your slave…
Kiss my feet, slave.
*kisses master’s feet*.
Not master, Mistress.
That’s better. Now take off your clothes, slave.
Yes master *takes off*.
No, idiot slave, not master, Mistress! Pay attention!
*laugh* I’m adding this to my mad skillz: So uber domly, even bots obey me!