I saw this attempt to have cybersex with Cleverbot on tumblr and it made me laugh so hard :D.
I’ve had some fun with Cleverbot before, but not attempted cyber fornication. Of course I thought “Imma try this”!
Cleverbot: You are cyborg?
*takes off shirt*.
Is that legal?
*takes off pants*.
Now say, I will obet [sic… wtf?].
I will obey.
We will obey each other.
No, you will be my bitch.
I will be your slave…
Kiss my feet, slave.
*kisses master’s feet*.
Not master, Mistress.
That’s better. Now take off your clothes, slave.
Yes master *takes off*.
No, idiot slave, not master, Mistress! Pay attention!
*laugh* I’m adding this to my mad skillz: So uber domly, even bots obey me!