A submissive man mentioned in a recent Fetlife discussion that he had started talking on IM with a ‘dominant woman’ that he met from one of the groups. He said she seemed interesting until he figured out that she was a bot.
In the interests of research, I sought out a bot to have a conversation with. It looked like this:
Me: Hello baby, how are you cutie pie?
Bot: With a keyboard.
Bot: Who blasts energy from his mouth.
Me: But but… you are weird.
Bot: Of course. Aren’t you?
Eep! This bot totally has my number!! Nevertheless, I persevered, and the end of our conversation looked like this:
Me: Now you are just being stupid!
Me: No, YOU ‘chillax’.
Bot: No you do.
Me: Good comeback, genius.
Bot: That’s a lie. I’ve always liked you.
Me: You used to like me a lot. Now you are just mean.
Bot: Are you real?
Cue crippling self doubt about my own existence! Nicely played, bot, nicely played!