Yes, really! *laugh*
Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview.
It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals.
How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??!
No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak … Continue Reading
I know most of you probably didn’t notice that I still had one more request to fulfil from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post way back in June.
I was asked for a snippet from my NaNo writing from last year. A cheeky request! I recorded this soon after the request, then stalled on posting it because I wanted to find a snippet I liked better. Then trawling through 50k words to find something … Continue Reading
I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post.
I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, … Continue Reading
I am still working through the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post (you didn’t think I’d forgotten did you?!).
This is a reading of The couch, a gentle and incredibly sweet scenario I wrote about quite a while ago.
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This recording courtesy of a request by:
slapshot… Continue Reading
This is another request from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post by Peroxide, who doesn’t even really like poetry, but requested that I read Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda, which I have posted previously.
I love quite a few of Neruda’s poems; his passion and beautiful turn of phrase is compelling.
Enjoy.
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Sonnet XI, by Pablo Neruda
I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.
Silent and starving, I prowl through … Continue Reading
In this post, I fulfilled a couple of other reader requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they raawwwrr‘ post who wanted to hear me telling them what to do, all stern-like.
This was surprisingly difficult.
With the first one, to make it interesting, I had to kind of set up the entire scenario. In real life, I’d be much more likely just to go, “Go and do the chores, boy” and expect him … Continue Reading
You asked for it, you got it!!
In this recording are some of the requests from my ‘Dommes don’t speak, they rawwwr’ post.
There is silliness and laughing and someone who might be me sounding very much like a Crocodile Dundee reject.
Enjoy.
The recording contains requests from:
– michael
– DumbDomme, Tom Allen
– Peroxide
– Coug
– # [Hash]
– ZeroToInfinity
– Jerome
The other requests are coming soon, in a blog post … Continue Reading