I’m away from home at the moment, on another continent, a vacation, a scoping out. No, not meeting a potential (come on, like I’d be able to keep that to myself!), more’s the pity.

Random things floating around in my head.


I have some internet connectivity, but I am uninterested in it. It seems so far away. This is a good thing. I am so used to being plugged in, that a break must be healthy for me. To be sure I can survive it, should the apocalypse start with a sharp slide into disconnectedness.

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We talk, we compare notes, we laugh (a lot)

I recently had the privilege of an audio chat with the fabulous Molly from Molly’s Daily Kiss.

We discussed blogging, D/s, labels, monogamy, confidence, stereotypes, and much more.

We also talked about my Domme Chronicles book which she describes as ‘love letters to submissive men’, plus she calls the stories ‘beautifully written’, which makes me beyond happy.

We laughed a lot. Which made the entire chat a complete delight. Plus Molly has a lovely English accent, if you like that sort of thing (c’mon, who doesn’t like that sort of thing?!).

Random snippets:

“I want to piss off as

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Baby: Audio

This is what I sound like when I am slightly drunk, when I am writing and suddenly typing seems like too much trouble so I decide on audio instead, when I am languid and lounging on the couch, a slight slurring, almost in too much stupor to force the words past my lips…

I suspect this is similar to how I sound after sex.


I like the pet name ‘baby’.

It’s not because I infantalise my submissive.

It’s because to me it communicates sex and caring and sweetness, all of those.

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Sexy British voice being creepy for me

Oh god. I cannot stop laughing.

RawrRawrDinosaur has recorded my hateful and creepy comments in his utterly sexy British voice. It’s fucking hilarious and brilliant.

I love this so much! *laugh*

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Another chat with me!

My second Masocast interview is live (the first is here)!!

A wonderfully sweet benefactor offered for-real moneys to ask me some very interesting and thoughtful questions, I spill my guts, laugh a lot, and blather more, and the lovely Axe pretends he isn’t just talking to me for the money!

I also do an audio reading of ‘Conflict’ at the end.


Random quotes:

I have a blog where I just go ‘bllarrgghh’…

…the other is to go “Ahh, fuck it…”

How do I know? I just know. I don’t know.

If it was that

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Because she would ask me why I loved her: Audio

For Mystic: Her favourite poem.

Because she would ask me why I loved her
by Christopher Brennan (1870-1932)

If questioning would make us wise
No eyes would ever gaze in eyes;
If all our tale were told in speech
No mouths would wander each to each.

Were spirits free from mortal mesh
And love not bound in hearts of flesh
No aching breasts would yearn to meet
And find their ecstasy complete.

For who is there that lives and knows
The secret powers by which he grows?
Were knowledge all, what were our need
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‘Moo, motherfucker’ ringtone

Yes, really! *laugh*

Young slapshot has created this ring tone from a snippet of my Masocast interview.

It’s perfect for work calls, calls from your mother, and it adds a classy touch to any social occasion. I particularly recommend it for special events like weddings and funerals.

How much would you expect to pay? One million dollars??!

No no, it’s FREE! While stocks last. And you also get a free set of steak knives*.

Download here: Moo-Motherfucker

You’re welcome!

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