Random things that I said this week, completely out of context:
Trussed and Disembowelled. It’s all in the technique… Slice slice… no nicking the intestine… it’s all good!
I should run classes.
Sternum pads are the new black.
I’m like the Flash ~insert theme music here~
I hope the imaginary squirrel didn’t get drunk on cocktails.
You can Carly-Simon, and then segue into a CCS (Confirmed Carly-Simon)… But you can’t just go straight into a CCS, that makes no sense!
KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS MID EMAIL…!!!!!! OH NOES!!!!!!!!
Sometimes I play a single song on a loop.
Not for hours and hours though.
If I am crying.
Or cutting up the bodies.
That’s not crazy, though, right?
I never make mistakes <= that's one right there, isn't it?
I cooked tofu and bok choy for dinner like a grown up and put it into 2 minute noodles like an adolescent.
It means that you should hum more. And shoot some birds.
Take your pants off and masturbate furiously. It will liven things up.