e: Condoms? Newspaper? Are you doing this in a zoo? Maybe I’m just cleaner than most people.
Me: Crazy monkey sex…! Duh! What the hell are YOU doing in your sex life?
e: Waiting for you! (and lining my bedroom floor with newspaper).
Me: *laugh* May as well do the walls while you are at it.
e: I’m just lining a huge bucket with trash bags.