Exercise audio porn

I had another go at the recording I tried to make for my ‘gym bunny update’ post.

I actually invited my twitter peeps to breathe and pant and swear with me while I was doing it, so I was talking to them in the recording. Normally, I don’t talk while I am killing myself with uber cardio. Well, okay, I might do an ‘oh my god!’ or a ‘fuck’, but I don’t generally encourage people, or myself.

But this time, I am all about the encouragement!!!

So here it is, the high point of my 20 minutes on the bike:



Does it sound like I’m having sex? I could totally fake it.

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Transcript:
Okay, s’the… high point at 20 minutes
I’m already fucked
(unintelligible)
*whisper* Stay with me
You can do it… you can do it… 30 seconds
Fuck
Oh my god
You serious?
15
Oh, come on…
That’s it, that’s it
So how was it for you? *chuckle*

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15 Comments

  1. You know, I appreciate the cardio-audio, but to balance things out and give your readers (listeners?) a more complete understanding of the life-of-Ferns, you really should let us listen to you sip champagne…

    :)

    Yay for workouts (bigger yay for champagne!)

    1. “…you really should let us listen to you sip champagne…”

      *laugh* Well for champagne, there is not nearly as much noise, unless I’m on my third bottle, then there will be sluirred swearing and falling over… oh wait… yeah, that could be fun.

      Ferns

  2. Now can we hit the showers? I’ll take a cold one after that. Thanks. You amaze, always, raise eyes to the magical and erotic to be discovered in the everyday.If sweaty workouts be like sweaty sex, then jog on!

        1. *laugh* Of course I don’t mind, link away.

          Oh wait… what people? I’m assuming you don’t know any of my immediate family, right… right?!

          Ferns

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