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Update on the pretty thing
The pretty thing has a beautiful mouth, truly. Full, shapely and pillowy soft. I want to post a photo of it, and even though I know he would be okay with it, it just seems too personal right now.
I joked on twitter that I was going to post an update about him along with a photo, but “…the photos make me stupid… Words… gone… just… …fuck!!!!”
I followed up with “If I get drunk … Continue Reading
Gymming: Update
I’ve been struggling with motivation.
I have a food alarm that goes off every few hours (fucking thing!) so that I eat more regularly. I’m having more protein. I *think* it’s making a difference in that I have been lifting some heavier weights, but the heavier weights might have happened anyway… who knows?!?!!
I bought some new gym pants and running shoes. I figured after 6 months of wearing the same gazillionty-year-old ones, I deserved … Continue Reading
Shit Ferns says #6
Random shit I spewed out at people.
No zing zing with the pussy pussies!
I will practice a gloat-covered sheepish victory dance
If someone says ‘you are too nice’, they are trying to avoid saying ‘you are boring and have no genitals’.
… Continue ReadingI am liking leaf number three, leaf number three is obviously superior to leaves number one or two, though they tried their hardest and deserve a little pat for their sub standard efforts.
Reflections brought home
It rolls into my inbox, my own fault. I have not changed the settings that tell the world to alert me to you being out there.
You are interviewed, photographed, recorded. I read, I look, I listen. I can’t *not* even though I wonder why, really.
I try to place these feelings I have.
It makes me smile, I am so proud of you. I am. Even after so long. I want to reach out … Continue Reading
More Q&A with readers
The Formspring widget that is supposed to show my recent Q&A on the Ask Me! page is suddenly broken and Formspring support have no idea why (thanks Formspring people!!). The widget insists that I have no public questions even though at last count there were 108 of them. Grrrrr…
So, I’ve added a link on that page to the Q&A and will wait for it to magically fix itself *makes magical woo woo motions in … Continue Reading
Sunday afternoon
I was feeling a little ‘meh’ today.
I invited my vanilla ex out for an afternoon drink at the surf club where we can sit overlooking the beach.
Pinot grigio, idle conversation, humpback whales just off shore, a volleyball game with good natured kids going on just under the deck.
Whales! Seriously. Just off shore. I am so fucking lucky!!
All of this makes me happy.
I watch a boy playing volleyball below the deck … Continue Reading
Drawing out hurt
“Hands behind your head.”
You comply quickly, and you wait.
“We’re going to do something that we’ve done before, can you guess?” I ask, smiling.
We are new together, there aren’t that many choices.
“No Ma’am,” you reply quickly. You are nervous.
“The pegs,” I grin at you.
You make a face at me, screw up your nose, your lip curls. You are not into pain. In fact, you don’t like it at all, the … Continue Reading