My sent emails VIII

Hello boy_who_seemed_quite_normal_for_one_or_two_emails,

Funnily enough, I am not even the tiniest bit interested in seeing some strange man in panties. Quelle surpris.

Please don’t contact me again with this sort of silliness.

Ferns

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My sent emails VII

[This was the start of my relationship with my snowflake.  He emailed me on his first day on the BDSM site and, well, there I was… And submissives say finding a Domme is difficult… pfffttt…  Re the soap reference, his profile was hilarious and he had listed ‘soap making’ as one of his fetishes (as you do, right?)…]

Hello CuteNicknameBoy,

Smart, funny, articulate…be still my beating heart.

And a lifelong supply of soap to boot (not made of human body parts is it, because that’s kind of a deal killer).

How much better can it get?

Ferns

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My sent emails VI

Hello EmailSpamBoy,

Your email triggered this warning from the site administration:

*** The sender of this message has triggered our bulk content filter and has been prevented from sending additional messages at this time. We place these limits on our messaging system to prevent abuse and maintain the quality of our online community. You should not conclude that this user is fake or illegitimate merely because they have triggered the filter. ***

I conclude from this that your fascinating introductory email has been spammed to every female on this site.

So, how’s that workin’ out for ya?

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My sent emails V

Hello there BoyWhoSpeaksOfJelly,

I am inordinately impressed by your articulate and entertaining email – what an absolute delight to read. I hope others you have contacted tell you that also.

As my profile says, I’m idly traversing the internet, not actively seeking a submissive, so don’t want you to waste your efforts if you are looking for more.

Nevertheless, I’ve always had a soft spot for jelly with banana in the middle and am always happy to talk to interesting people.

Likewise, I hope you are having a lovely weekend.

Ferns

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My sent emails IV

Did you just send me a two word message and misspell the word “hi”? Really?

Ferns

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My sent emails III

Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.

Ferns

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*drool*

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Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.

Ferns

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…???

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I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.

Ferns

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…!!!

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CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!

Ferns

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My sent emails II

Yes yes, I am totally trawling my sent emails for blogging material. Deal with it.

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A very kind and astute reader of this blog informed me that she had found a photo of my boy on a profile on CollarMe. Was it my boy? Nooooo, it was not…

Really??!!

Strangers on the internet tell lies and are not to be trusted??!! I can scarcely believe it!

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Hello lying_scumbag,

The photo you have on your profile is one that I took of my submissive.

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