[This was the start of my relationship with my snowflake. He emailed me on his first day on the BDSM site and, well, there I was… And submissives say finding a Domme is difficult… pfffttt… Re the soap reference, his profile was hilarious and he had listed ‘soap making’ as one of his fetishes (as you do, right?)…]
Smart, funny, articulate…be still my beating heart.
And a lifelong supply of soap to boot (not made of human body parts is it, because that’s kind of a deal killer).
How much better can it get?
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I conclude from this that your fascinating introductory email has been spammed to every female on this site.
So, how’s that workin’ out for ya?
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Hello there BoyWhoSpeaksOfJelly,
I am inordinately impressed by your articulate and entertaining email – what an absolute delight to read. I hope others you have contacted tell you that also.
As my profile says, I’m idly traversing the internet, not actively seeking a submissive, so don’t want you to waste your efforts if you are looking for more.
Nevertheless, I’ve always had a soft spot for jelly with banana in the middle and am always happy to talk to interesting people.
Likewise, I hope you are having a lovely weekend.
Did you just send me a two word message and misspell the word “hi”? Really?
Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.
Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.
I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.
CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!
Yes yes, I am totally trawling my sent emails for blogging material. Deal with it.
A very kind and astute reader of this blog informed me that she had found a photo of my boy on a profile on CollarMe. Was it my boy? Nooooo, it was not…
Strangers on the internet tell lies and are not to be trusted??!! I can scarcely believe it!
The photo you have on your profile is one that I took of my submissive.
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Welcome to my Sent emails folder. Enjoy.
Do you know what impresses dominant women? Smart men. Do you know what smart men do? They read profiles of said dominant women and only email those who say they are looking for what the man has to offer.
Then, when they email this dominant woman who is looking for the same thing that they are looking for, they do so with a view to getting to know her better, to exchange information, to have a normal conversation, to see if they are compatible.
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