I mentioned this dilemma a little while ago, so… :
Hello InterestingManWhoMightNeedaCuteNickIfThisGoesAnywhere,
[…stuff…]
I am not sure how much you have read of my blog so far, but I want you to stop reading it. I think the blog contains TMI for someone I am getting to know. I assume that request is not too difficult?
[…more stuff…]
Ferns
… Continue ReadingThis is again one where you MUST see what landed in my inbox, because… well, I like to share… I am good to you like that…
i pooed in my diaper and so now i have to wear my dirty mess and sit in it like the pathetic piece of shit that i am.
Me, killing myself laughing and passing it on to all my friends: OMG!! Best. Email. EVER!!! Oh … Continue Reading
Hello fuckmeintheassrightnowmistress,
Your nick demands a sexual act, your profile says nothing about you except that you do lots of anal and CBT, your profile photo is of some woman ‘doing’ a man, your friends list is full of only hot women, you are actively seeking any kind of woman at all (orientation irrelevant), your list of interests is play only…
Seriously, your claim that “[I am] here to do what you want for your … Continue Reading
Mostly I leave you to imagine the email I am responding to, but this one deserves a little backstory…
In response to my post here, where I coveted this t-shirt, a lovely reader of this blog with whom I have exchanged a few sweet emails offered to send it to me, or buy it on my behalf…
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Hello lovely_boy_reader,
That is incredibly kind of you. I would love that and will most … Continue Reading
Saw Your profile and photos and love it
What did you love about my profile and photos, hmmm?
Or could it be that you sent this form letter to every dominant woman you could find?
Yes, I think the latter. My superior intellect and dommely powers tell me so.
Ferns
[…reply…]
Hello desperate_and_looking:
it’s just a common phrase
Actually, no. It’s a meaningless irrelevance that comes from sending a form letter
Hello boy_who_seemed_quite_normal_for_one_or_two_emails,
Funnily enough, I am not even the tiniest bit interested in seeing some strange man in panties. Quelle surpris.
Please don’t contact me again with this sort of silliness.
Ferns
… Continue Reading[This was the start of my relationship with my snowflake. He emailed me on his first day on the BDSM site and, well, there I was… And submissives say finding a Domme is difficult… pfffttt… Re the soap reference, his profile was hilarious and he had listed ‘soap making’ as one of his fetishes (as you do, right?)…]
Hello CuteNicknameBoy,
Smart, funny, articulate…be still my beating heart.
And a lifelong supply of soap to … Continue Reading