My sent emails XIX

Hello wishfulsub,

It’s none of my business, really, but I sometimes send notes to submissive men who I think are shooting themselves in the foot.

Re your post:

When you ignore messages from newbies like me you are probably missing out on the potential of a great sub…. [etc.]

Your profile picture is likely to put off 99.9% of women. Honestly, when you are contributing in a thread or sending an email, you are, at … Continue Reading

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My sent emails XVIII

…would you like to talk again sometime?

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Thank you, but no.

You have apologised to me and I do accept your apology, but frankly, corresponding with someone whose second email to me was abuse is not something I am interested in doing.

Ferns

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My sent emails XVII

Hello SmartButGenericEmailGuy,

You seem like a sincere, intelligent man, so let me give you some advice.

Read a woman’s profile, her posts, find out a bit about her before writing to her, then engage in some conversation, perhaps something light and interesting that includes some inkling of why you contacted *her* (not ‘a Domme’, but *her*)… you know, like a normal person, like you have been doing in social interactions all of your life.

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My sent emails XVI

Hello UseMeForAnything,

You read my profile, yes? For an MBA level educated man, reading a couple of sentences shouldn’t be too much of a stretch.

“…have been involved in submission for over 25 years.”

If this is true, then why didn’t some kind Domme teach you in the first 5 minutes that women really hate it when strangers offer themselves ‘to be used’? What we hear is ‘I have an itch and want someone to … Continue Reading

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My sent emails XV

This was the first email I sent to my boy waaaayyy back when.

Subject: Your profile

It’s just about perfect. Funny, smart, even more funny, a bit idiotic, clever, totally original and… well, really impressive. I loved it…what a delight you are.

I hope you find what you are looking for. I expect that profile will attract the right attention, hopefully in the right location.

Ferns

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Hello InterestingManWhoMightNeedaCuteNickIfThisGoesAnywhere,

Thank you for your honesty, I appreciate it, and I do understand. The way I do things will not suit everyone, in fact I would venture to say it suits very few.

Thank you also for the time you have spent corresponding with me, you have been very open throughout and I know that was asking a lot.

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My sent emails XIV

Yeah, I know my pictures are teh hot and sexy.

Oh wait.

I don’t have any.

How very puzzling.

I am sure you couldn’t possibly be such an idiot that you send random bulk messages out to anyone who identifies as female and dominant. That would mean you were a wanker looking for someone to tell you how to wank.

Ok, here you go, I will help you out.

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