I saw this attempt to have cybersex with Cleverbot on tumblr and it made me laugh so hard :D.
I’ve had some fun with Cleverbot before, but not attempted cyber fornication. Of course I thought “Imma try this”!
Cleverbot: You are cyborg?
*takes off shirt*.
Is that legal?
*takes off pants*.
Now say, I will obet [sic… wtf?].
I will obey.
We will obey … Continue Reading
Come and have a seat and let me tell you what’s going on with me…
NOTHING IS GOING ON WITH ME!!!
So I’m going to hark back to some random things that I left hanging.
What happened to balloon guy?
He replied to my email quite politely, and it was clear that he was in fact skilled in cleaning (he ran some sort of office maintenance company), but the tone of his … Continue Reading
There comes a pivotal point in getting to know someone where I decide to say something serious, to unpeel a layer, to reveal something of myself.
It usually comes some time past where we have shared silly, flirty emails and the normal ‘getting to know you’ stuff, it comes at a point where I feel safe enough to let them have a little peek inside.
I know it sounds a little strange for someone who … Continue Reading
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“Did you know that you are the most beautiful thing I have ever touched?”
-Typewriter Series #868 by Tyler Knott Gregson
I see so much beauty in the submissive men I get close to, in the men with whom I share a connection, the ones who give me what I want in a way that resonates. I am always floored by it, it is poetical and vast in its immensity. Like some grand revelation. I … Continue Reading
I trawled OKCupid for men I felt moved to contact last week. I do that from time to time and I send a message if they look interesting.
There wasn’t a single profile that motivated me to send a note. Not one. Not even a ‘you aren’t a match for me but great profile/funny comment/cute photos’ kind of note.
I’m sure I’m not alone in having this experience. It’s one of the reasons I rarely … Continue Reading
This was such a great question it gets its very own post (also I rambled on way too long…).
Your kinda like my idol (:
Im a beginner and I was thinking about when I am ready to pursue a relationship with a submissive should I choose someone who is new too? I feel like my potential partner should be able to grow with me.
*smile* That’s such a lovely compliment, thank … Continue Reading