I was looking up minor comic super heroes the other day and came across some (lots!) I’d never heard of.
A few of the best ones (and by ‘best’ I mean ‘lamest super heroes EVARRR’!!):
His super power is *turning himself into stone*.
“Gadzooks, someone is being MURDERED!!! Let me help you!!! LOOK, SUDDENLY I’M A ROCK!! HA HA! FOILED YOU, MURDERERS!!”
She can generate ground tremors. Alcohol helped or increased her power. Aw yeah…
*hic* Oops, wiped out a city! Oh well!! BARTENDER!!
Arm Fall Off Boy
He can rip his own arm off and beat people with it. Seriously. Look, a picture!
This makes me laugh out loud every time I think about it. OMG hilarious!!
Anyway, the point of this is just to show off that I’m a motherfucking blogging superhero!!! Because it’s all about me you know!
The kind folks at Kinkly.com have voted me into the Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes of 2013! Yay! Go and check out the list for a bunch of other sexy bloggers (quite a few of the top ones are sex toy review blogs, so if that’s your thing, lots of goodies there).
I’ll just leave my shiny superhero badge here, along with my cape and my over-underwear…