I shouldn’t care, really, and I am sure there are a gazillion lists like this out there in the blogosphere, but I stumbled across an annual ‘Top 100 Sex Blogs’ nominations list while
skiving off from work doing important research.
Like a child who sees a lollipop at the checkout and causes a scene, I *want*!!!
Now I know that you, dear readers, have not nominated me because you just didn’t know about it… right? RIGHT?
So, if you
want to stay on my good side enjoy reading my blog, and want to feed my overinflated ego make me feel appreciated and loved, head on over and pimp my blog…
Go on… what are you still doing here? Off you go… It’s ok, I’ll wait.
Did you do it? I’ll know if you did or not… I will. I have
cameras in your house extra sensory perception (but not in a creepy way…).
Already there! After all, I have a vested interest in this and if you need any help setting up those non creepy cameras give me a yell. I'm quite technical you know.
Oh … NICE shoes by the way!
slapshot: “Already there!”
Hmmm… *peers over there*… I can't see it, but I know you wouldn't lie to me because of the lightening. I assume comments there must be moderated… so, thank you!
“Oh … NICE shoes by the way!”
Oh, these old things?! *blush*
Yes Ferns, i am only to happy to comply with your command and nominate Domme Chronicles as a candidate for top sex blog.
I went and did it. I didn't see the comments about you already being there until just now. I had to make several trips. The first time I went, I forgot who I was supposed to nominate, so I had to come back here. Then I had to come back to see if you were old enough. And I had to come back and get your URL. Then I had to get your name. Then I forgot what to nominate you for.
But, it's done.
No, don't thank me. You're a domme and dommes don't thank, do they?
Is it sexiest blogger of 2010 or top sex blog?
Go, Ferns, Go.
You're so demanding!
I think I got number 77 for you but I'll probably get into serious trouble when they trace me back and learn I'm just a besotted drone, immediately acting under your orders. Or perhaps they give you extra points, I don't know.
Remember, it's not vanity if you really are beautiful.
If I pimp your blog, does that mean I can't attention-whore for my own? (I was on last year's list).
robert: “Yes Ferns, i am only to happy to comply with your command and nominate Domme Chronicles as a candidate for top sex blog.”
Thank you robert… I appreciate your compliance.
Bumtickler: “[…lots of effort…]
“No, don't thank me. You're a domme and dommes don't thank, do they?”
No, the 'twue' ones most definitely do not, but you know, when you tell me not to thank you, you are totally topping from the bottom and you know we can't be having that, and the 'thank or not to thank' situation means that I have a dilemma of twueness (TM) and the whole thing will make my twue dommely head explode…
“Is it sexiest blogger of 2010 or top sex blog?”
“Go, Ferns, Go.
Oh, and a cheer squad!! Stellar effort!!
Anonymous: “You're so demanding!”
*blink blink* Who me?!
“…I'll probably get into serious trouble when they trace me back and learn I'm just a besotted drone, immediately acting under your orders.”
Yes, good point! They will send the club-wielding women around to your house to beat you up! Don't worry though, I have cameras in every room, and we will make gobs of cash from marketing it as 'extreme BDSM porn'. Wear something nice, and for goodness sakes, have a shave!
“Remember, it's not vanity if you really are beautiful.”
Awwww… are you flirting with me, Anonymous!?
vanillaedge: “If I pimp your blog, does that mean I can't attention-whore for my own? “
No, no, of course it doesn't… whore away, you can even entice judges with cheap tricks like half naked pictures… oh wait… you already do that…!
“(I was on last year's list).”
*plots to have the man-whore eliminated*
“you can even entice judges with cheap tricks like half naked pictures”
Surely fighting fire with fire is the best way to deal with this?
Just a completely objective remark. Helpful, impartial advice.
(ok, back to pimping your site….)
Anonymous: “Surely fighting fire with fire is the best way to deal with this? Just a completely objective remark. Helpful, impartial advice. Really.”
*laugh* I'll take your objective, helpful, impartial advice under advisement…
I wasn’t nominated either. I take solace in the high reader count in my site stats. Maybe my blog isn’t a sex blog. Never considered that. After all it is about me not getting sex.
*laugh* Oh, I assume this post got auto-tweeted and that’s why you are here.
But (psssttt…) this post is six years old: I suspect your blog was barely a twinkle in your own eye at that stage was it?