I got hit on at a pub by a 20-something soccer player who had earlier been wearing a dinosaur onesie.
I told him he’d have had a better chance if he’d still been wearing it. He looked at me, looked down at the onesie that he was now carrying.
“What would you do if I was still wearing it?”
“Pat your tail…”
I thought he was going to trot off and put it back on.
I skipped going to the gym on Wednesday. That means that this week I gymmed twice and went to pilates twice. It is unreasonable that this makes me feel like a slacker. I still do though. My own mindset is puzzling to me.
I am still talking to potential submissives. I’d love to give details, but mostly what happens is that I communicate for a while with a perfectly lovely submissive man, we realise there’s really no *there* there, we politely thank each other and move on. This hardly makes for interesting blogging.
Still, I can share failure highlights of a couple who I allowed myself to get quietly excited about after a month or more of being in touch:
- The smart amusing man who just stopped responding to my emails one day for no apparent reason (see, it happens to Dommes also!).
- The fascinating super-attentive man who neglected to tell me that he was already IN a relationship (cue soap opera-ish voicemails from his *fiancee*. She seemed very nice, by the way…).
Rest assured: when there IS a *there* there, I will let you know!
I chipped a front tooth the other day (probably I was trying to open a champagne bottle with my teeth because… CHAMPAGNE!!). Dentist visit followed.
My new dentist said I have ‘beautiful teeth’. I’m going to believe him and pretend that it’s not a professional marketing ploy to make me feel all happy to go back to him in future.
Also, no fillings required.
I DO have beautiful teeth!
I am playing Walking Dead, a zombie game. It is not a shoot ’em up, which is super unusual for a game about zombies. It’s an adventure game, and you talk to people about killing zombies more than you *actually* kill zombies. I’m enjoying it, even though I’m really not much of a gamer.
Also, you do get to kill some zombies, and some people too. If you’re that way inclined.
I miss kissing.