Birthday bikini

Dear world,

It’s my birthday.

In honour of this momentous occasion, and as tradition dictates, I am sharing yet another photo of me where the majority of the pixels are bare skin*. See me glorying in your cancerous sunlight yet again!

Please send presents.

Sincerely, Ferns

Ferns at the beach

Hit the ‘Likes’ star. Yes that one just down there. It’s my birthday, so you have to do what I say.

Also leave a sweet comment. Go on!

Did I mention that it’s my birthday?

* Since I get asked this every time I post one of these photos: Yes, of course that’s me!

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  1. A beautiful beach, on a beautiful day, and then there’s beautiful YOU. I just *LOVE* tradition!

    Have a perfectly wonderful special day.

    *warm hugs*

  2. It looks like you may have missed a few spots right above the top area and midsection with sunblock an I would feel horrible if I just sat around and knowingly let you burn. I just happen to have a bottle of sunblock right here. *grins* You just say the word!

    Its amazing how it is your birthday but everytime I am given the honor to view your beauty in some way I feel as though its really my birthday.


    1. Thank you.

      I’ll keep an eye out for a dirty, tired foreigner emerging out of a hole in the ground… (Wait… I think I just described a zombie *suspicious squint*).


  3. Happy Birthday Ferns!

    Is it just me or is there less skin this year than years previous, after all the work you’re putting in at the gym, it’s a shame not to show it off.

    1. Thank you! And yes your observational powers serve you well.

      My photographer is still finding locations with acceptable light and ambiance to shoot more… um… ‘fleshy’ pictures.

      Stay tuned!


  4. Happy Birthday! I’ll be over here cursing the fact that you’re not of the lesbian persuasion *grumble all the hot ones are straight grrrr*

  5. Happppppppppy Birthday to an incredibly sharp, witty, kind, sexy, fun, wise and fit friend! And a lovely Domme to boot!

    At least mentally pouring you your favorite champagne!

    1. Awww sweet, thanks.

      I’ll always take virtual pouring of my favourite champagne, especially from someone who delivers *smile*.


  6. *Whispers to Becca* Did she promise you a toaster oven too?

    I love the bikini Ferns * sends you internet chocs and champagne* Happy Birthday to one of the best people I know


  7. It’s your day but you’re the one giving us presents?
    I like the way you think! (As usual)
    Have a great day!

  8. Happy Birthday Ferns – you are a woman i come looking for when my boi is being bad, or my heart feels worried!! Thanks for being you – YOU are fab!!!!

    1. Thank you Satan!

      Though I am probably going to hell not only for all the other stuff, but for not being able to watch more than a few seconds of that very strange video…


    1. Thank you! I was tempted to change it to ‘OMG YOU ARE SOOO MAGNIFICENT!’ but I thought that might just be too much!! *smile*


  9. Do the shoes and the hat match the bikini? (smile) Sure seems like a hint of Batik in that pattern. Happy Birthdate Ferns!!

    1. Someone had to break the seal! Thank you for being brave enough to do it.

      I was going to make you happy by pointing out that my LAST nude was on 69, but *someone hit that one also*!


      It’s all ruined… RUINED I SAY!!


  10. Haaaaaaaaaaaaapy Birrrrrrrrrrrrthday.

    The sound is distorted because it had to go around the world. Or maybe the ball gag. I could go either way on this one.

  11. Belated happy birthday. And yes the bikini suits you.
    You look gorgeous and very sexy.
    Humbly k tigger_sub

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