Here’s a secret: If you want to send sweet anonymous love notes to someone with a blog, then you can totally do it with cute Google searches. Of course, it does rely on the author of said blog actually *looking* at this search data at some stage. Which I really don’t. Until I am doing a post just like this. Then I find the cuteness:
“domme chronicles queen of awesome and teh writing”
“domme chronicles ferns you are a smile making machine”
“domme chronicles ferns you are a voice of reason, thank you”
“domme chronicles you are all in my head”
“domme chronicles you are an awesome writer imo”
“domme chronicles awesomest phone call ever”
“domme chronicles sleep keeps me from you”
“domme chronicles i’m now pavlovian with email”
“domme chronicles you’re like an australian female dominant buddha”
*laugh* Brilliantly sweet!! Thank you!!
Other search terms that I am sure led to bitter, bitter disappointment for the searchers:
“i hate femdom”
“i fucking hate femdom”
“cow cock strapon” <= my favourite!
“eight pack femdom photo”
“femdom hate fuck”
“femdom makes me sad”
“golf ball ass plug”
“im rubbing myslf raw”
“man having sex with objects”
“miss beautiful vagina 2011 pictures”
“push back your knees spread your legs photo”
“strange pussy no labia”
“stun gun femdom story”
“what is the bdsm furniture that looks like an ironing board?” <= any guesses?
“펨돔유튜브” <= ??! Korean, and translates to "Pemdomyutyubeu". Um... okay.
I just found this search term also (seriously):
“hello hun, i was a pro domme when i was just 18 and now, 2 years later (i am 20) i’ve decided to
have my fun through craigslist. as long as you are submissive we can have our fun and find out
what limits you may have/what you like. if you enjoy being humiliated but not whipped that’s fine, if
you like being whipped, humiliated peed on, that’s fine too, i do adore my feet being worshiped so i
will no doubt demand that of you no matter whether you like it or not. i”
Obviously a copy-and-paste fail, but still, I like how she added that 18 + 2 = 20 for the email recipient, you know, just in case that was too hard for them to figure out for themselves.