musing/ randomness Zing zing, baby November 24, 2011 | by Ferns 9 CommentsFinally, an easier way to get the zing zing!!Can someone get on that and send me one, please? I need two of them of course (duh!), but I already have one… I just need the matching pair…Rate this item:1.00Submit Rating Click to show some lovePlease wait...// MY FEMDOM BOOKS // Next Post Previous PostYou may also like July 10, 2014 Where are my fucking orgasms? October 9, 2013 How do I get my sub floaty-high? November 9, 2011 Red hot poker9 CommentsI want to see the rest of that courtroom trial, where the surprise Zing is introduced into evidence.I like to think it was somehow the murder weapon.ReplyFriz Q.: “I like to think it was somehow the murder weapon.”*laugh* I was thinking more along the lines of “You call this zing?! Really?!! This is pure unadulterated FRAUD, your honour!”FernsReplyGoodness. A counterfeit Zing racket?What kind of world is this?ReplyFriz Q.: “Goodness. A counterfeit Zing racket?”This is what happens when you try to get the real deal in a back alley off a guy called Bobby Z.“What kind of world is this?”It is a rough world, young Friz, and a scary one. Come with me down this dark little alley, I will show you some *real* zings… for cheap… *coos…*FernsReplySomezing in the way you move . . .ReplyWOW… A pet rock with an afro. Why the hell didn't I think of that?… I need another beer.Yes Ferns. I found one in your size and color and it's on it's wayReply~With all due respect to Ms. Judy Garland~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx0pnqoenbQReplyslapshot: “Yes Ferns. I found one in your size and color and it's on it's way”Promises promises…FernsReplyAnonymous: “~With all due respect to Ms. Judy Garland~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx0pnqoenbQ“Heh. Nice. The song in the background of the ad was this one: Zing zing zoom zoom.FernsReplyLeave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published.CommentName Email Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email.