I have done it before and dammit, I will do it again!!!
Go and nominate me for the sexiest bloggers of 2011 here so that I can
show off award badge thingies and gloat about it… um… improve the world through sex bloggery… or something…
I made the list last year (see, see…? Bottom right there… ‘Top 100 Sex Bloggers 2010’… yeah, that’s me!), and you know, when people show off awards that are from the year before, that’s kind of sad. You don’t want me to seem sad and losery, do you? *sad face*
As an added incentive (do you need one? Really?! But but… I am awesome!), there are actual prizes for people who nominate blogs… yes, PRIZES!! Not lame pretend prizes like the virtual cookies I offer every now and then, but real honest to goodness prizes!
Go on… why are you still here?!
!!!! You can win….
get ready for it…
A Clone-A-Willy kit (your choice of color)
Who could pass that up?? I love clone-a-willy kits!
the Japanese silk bondage rope too… I've yet to accomplish as clean a tie as yours….
nominated… best of luck!
Sweets: “I love clone-a-willy kits!”
*laugh* I have never tried one… it sounds like you have, though… We want pictures!!!
“nominated… best of luck!”
Yay! Thank you!
Of course I nominated you. This way, after you become famous I can tell people that I know you and they'll be impressed and I won't have to lend them money and stuff to get them to like me…. not only that but there are PRIZES!!
“Clone Willy ” kit!?… I see. Then the next time someone tells me to go fuck myself I can say “Um… OK”
Not only that, but I really *do* enjoy your awesome blog so I hope you win again.
slapshot: “This way, after you become famous I can tell people that I know you and they'll be impressed and I won't have to lend them money and stuff to get them to like me”
Well, actually, you will probably have to lend them MORE money and stuff… sorry about that…
“not only that but there are PRIZES!!”
I know!! Cloned willies!!!
“I really *do* enjoy your awesome blog so I hope you win again.”
Awww, thank you. Of course if I do, I don't actually get any prizes, only the glory!
Thank you also to Tilly, Peter and Futureman for your nominations!
I do hope you folks win prizes… that would be sweet!
I don't see you as a sex blogger
I see you as
A shared coffee pot giggling at gossip
A few drinks and comparing shopping
A tub of ice cream shared during those “tricky” moments
Coug: “… [smile-making stuff]…”
Thank you Coug!