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I conclude from this that your fascinating introductory email has been spammed to every female on this site.
So, how’s that workin’ out for ya?
That was a rhetorical question. I really don’t care.
Did it look anything like the one below? If you don't at least fill in the blanks, it's not gonna fool anyone.
“Dearest Mistress (insert Domme name here)
My name is (your name) and I desire to worship the quicksand U walk on. All I wanna do is to grovel at your feet and all i ask in return is (insert HUGE kink list here) I will worship you 4 eva if U call me!!! If U do, I will (insert optional kink list here)
slapshot: “Did it look anything like the one below?”
Actually, I went and checked, and it looked more like this:
— hi —
OMG OMGOMG! *~swoons… comes~*
You are so hawt!!! Let's get with the kinkydirtyhotsex!!! Now now NOW!!!
* dies laughing * Hope you enjoyed it as much as me * orders pizza *