End of year roundup: Top five plus nude

As a proper blogger (shut up, I am!), I’m supposed to do some kind of summary, maybe some stats, deep thoughts for the year, some goals for next year, that sort of thing. Maybe even *gasp* GRAPH PORN! But I’m spectacularly unmotivated to do any of that, so instead, here is a list of my most popular posts of 2016:  When your submissive says ‘no’ Advice for the newly minted submissive man seeking What happens if your submissive disobeys? Which strap-on harness? User names and you…  And since I’m much too lazy to do a proper roundup, […]

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I am definitely 100%…

… wearing these shoes* over Christmas.  They don’t go with anything I own, they are hopelessly impractical, completely over-the-top for casual get-togethers, and I don’t care one bit. I’m feeling stressed (already) with all the relentless peopling that is coming my way, bearing down like a freight train. Not just ‘peopling’, but ‘peopling while being endlessly cheerful’, […]

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Birthday nude: Strap-on

“This toy makes me want to fuck”. It does. Kneel here. Get it wet. Let’s get started.  My traditional birthday nude is neither traditional nor nude. I’m okay with it. Wish me a happy birthday, click ‘like’ so I know you’ve strap-onned (is SO a word, and no I don’t mean ‘strapped-on’) with me. Oh, and send me presents.  […]

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Me and lingerie

I own two beautiful steel boned corsets, a couple of black lacy bras and some lace panties that I’ve had forever. And that’s it for beautiful lingerie-type things. I used to love lingerie way back when, but at some point I lost interest. Not because I don’t think it’s pretty and sexy, but because somehow it just became… […]

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Body project update

I haven’t written about my body project for ages. The main reason is that I’ve been pretty much in maintenance mode forever. I’ve been gymming and Pilatesing (is SO a word!) 5 times a week, not phoning it in, but also not challenging myself. And while I’d love to pretend maintenance mode keeps me in peak shape, it doesn’t of course. So I’m a bit softer, […]

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Classic black corset

I found this photo while cleaning up my files. I’ve posted photos of a different, more beautifully intricate corset before, but I don’t think I’ve shared this photo of my classic black one. With jeans, for that ‘oh this old thing?’ casual look…   […]

Birthday nude: Focus on breasts

It’s my birthday, and as is the annual tradition here on my blog, I am gifting you a nude photo of me. Ferns close up nude So happy birthday to me *smile*. Please send more champagne. I haven’t had nearly enough yet. And click the ‘likes’ button so I feel loved. Well, at least so my breasts feel loved…  […]

Weekend with my First

We met at my gym. Me waiting impatiently. My First driving in from the airport. We were both smiling as he walked in, a big hug hello, a kiss on the lips (did I go for the cheek? I can’t remember, but already I felt how soft his mouth was, how his touch lingered just a microsecond too long). […]

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Sexy new shoes

I haven’t posted a picture of any fabulous heels in forever! Since moving to the beach, I can’t really justify frivolous heeled purchases because wearing them to the local surf club seems like overkill (to be clear I HAVE worn heels to the local surf club and it was totally overkill *smile*). This pair was a generous gift from a very sweet submissive man on Twitter. […]

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Birthday nude: Okay fine, fishnets & heels

Happy birthday to me!  My traditional birthday nude is turning more into ‘something I label as nude, but clearly isn’t’. But it’s my party and I’ll cliché-fake-nude if I want to! Ferns legs Wish me happy birthday, or at least click the little ‘Likes’ star so I feel loved. And send champagne. I obviously shouldn’t have to get my own on my birthday!  […]

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