Conversation snippet…

e: Condoms? Newspaper? Are you doing this in a zoo? Maybe I’m just cleaner than most people.

Me: Crazy monkey sex…! Duh! What the hell are YOU doing in your sex life?

e: Waiting for you! (and lining my bedroom floor with newspaper).

Me: *laugh* May as well do the walls while you are at it.

e: I’m just lining a huge bucket with trash bags.

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