Shit Ferns says #15

Random things I’ve said recently, no context.

I eat pretty healthy for someone who doesn’t cook.
For example, last night I had cheese and gherkins for dinner, soooo….

I appear to have burnt my face off

I never end up making it because I am a master fuck-arounder-er

I AM BRIGHT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, BITCH!

We got rocks thrown at us & chased by a group of men for kissing in the street

…my human skin will slough off and reveal the lizard underneath

YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BREAK HER, BITCH!

Normal-socialising people are really nice

Bahahahaha. I don’t know how to do that. WHERE’S THE OFF BUTTON!?!??!!?

I got impatient and already PUT IT ON MY FACE

Volume (25) / 1 + water ratio? MATHS IS HARD

Hahahahahaha!!! Fool!!! I HAVE SCAMMED YOU FOR MONEY!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHHA!

“you rickety bitch” made me laugh much more than is reasonable… …. …….

My vernation is indeed beautifully circinate, thank you for noticing :)

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6 Comments

  1. “you rickety bitch” made me laugh much more than is reasonable… …. …….

    HA! That shit made me laugh much more than is reasonable, too!!! Yep, gonna use it too! :-D

  2. Because ‘twins’!! :)

    Ferns
    Exactly! Cept you got the looks, and I got the tendency to alcoholic outbursts and loudness!
    Coug

  3. “Normal-socialising people are really nice”

    Actually pretty easy to forget. I spend hours dreading whatever social thing I’m about to do. I go and have a great time with wonderful people – “wow that was actually really fun. I should do this more often” (I don’t)

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