Random things I’ve said recently, no context.
I eat pretty healthy for someone who doesn’t cook.
For example, last night I had cheese and gherkins for dinner, soooo….
I appear to have burnt my face off
I never end up making it because I am a master fuck-arounder-er
I AM BRIGHT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, BITCH!
We got rocks thrown at us & chased by a group of men for kissing in the street
…my human skin will slough off and reveal the lizard underneath
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BREAK HER, BITCH!
Normal-socialising people are really nice
Bahahahaha. I don’t know how to do that. WHERE’S THE OFF BUTTON!?!??!!?
I got impatient and already PUT IT ON MY FACE
Volume (25) / 1 + water ratio? MATHS IS HARD
Hahahahahaha!!! Fool!!! I HAVE SCAMMED YOU FOR MONEY!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHHA!
“you rickety bitch” made me laugh much more than is reasonable… …. …….
My vernation is indeed beautifully circinate, thank you for noticing :)