Random things I’ve said recently, no context.
I eat pretty healthy for someone who doesn’t cook.
For example, last night I had cheese and gherkins for dinner, soooo….
I appear to have burnt my face off
I never end up making it because I am a master fuck-arounder-er
I AM BRIGHT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, BITCH!
We got rocks thrown at us & chased by a group of men for kissing in the street
…my human skin will slough off and reveal the lizard underneath
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING BREAK HER, BITCH!
Normal-socialising people are really nice
Bahahahaha. I don’t know how to do that. WHERE’S THE OFF BUTTON!?!??!!?
I got impatient and already PUT IT ON MY FACE
Volume (25) / 1 + water ratio? MATHS IS HARD
Hahahahahaha!!! Fool!!! I HAVE SCAMMED YOU FOR MONEY!!! BWUHAHAHAHAHHA!
“you rickety bitch” made me laugh much more than is reasonable… …. …….
My vernation is indeed beautifully circinate, thank you for noticing :)
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“you rickety bitch” made me laugh much more than is reasonable… …. …….
HA! That shit made me laugh much more than is reasonable, too!!! Yep, gonna use it too! :-D
Why does your SFS always sound like my day to day inner monologue?
Coug
Because ‘twins’!! :)
Ferns
Because ‘twins’!! :)
Ferns
Exactly! Cept you got the looks, and I got the tendency to alcoholic outbursts and loudness!
Coug
Bahahahaha! I’m not so sure about that…
Ferns
“Normal-socialising people are really nice”
Actually pretty easy to forget. I spend hours dreading whatever social thing I’m about to do. I go and have a great time with wonderful people – “wow that was actually really fun. I should do this more often” (I don’t)