I do this every year, because I HAVE NO SHAME. None. Zero. Shameless.
I’ve been in the Top 100 Sex Bloggers list for the last three years. Aw yeah I have!
But it’s not enough. IT’S NEVER ENOUGH!!
Because I am a greedy attention whore.
If you like my blog, if you read it every now and then, or if you read it obsessively like an obsessed reader-thing (thank you so much!!), if you get something out of it, or maybe you are just bored one day, please go and nominate me for consideration in the Top Sex Bloggers of 2013 list.
All you have to do is leave a comment saying my name (not three times, though, because then I have to appear and kill you, apparently).
Off you go. I’ll just wait here.
HA!… I have already pimped your blog!!! (I’m really fast about the important stuff)
*smile* Yes, you are, and thank you!
Oops, you should have posted an earlier warning about the saying your name three times thing . . . shouldn’t there have been some sort of disclaimer on your site? Though I will cross my fingers and hope that your manner of execution involves indulging in your insatiable appetite until my heart gives out – I’d gladly commit some horrid crime in the heartland of Texas if that was one of the options for the death penalty there ;-)
*laugh* And this, folks, is how one makes a compliment out of talk of murder and executions. That was completely wonderful, thank you.
You can expect me to come through the mirror any time, please be showered and clean, wear dark coloured boxer briefs.
Not right now though, I’m having lunch…
Glad I made you laugh – serves you right for making me smile so much with this brilliant blog (and yes I’ve nominated you already, you and Clive Palmer both shamelessly campaigned for my vote this morning . . . though I hung up on him).
Just stepped out of the shower, clean and in dark boxer-briefs – seems you’ve been looking through my mirror already, absolutely glad I sprung for a 2-way.
Enjoy your lunch. It’s a stunning day, so I do hope you’ve managed to enjoy it al fresco. And yes, hopefully you’ll find some time to pop through my mirror for dessert. In the spirit of your original pop-culture reference, I’ll have the honey waiting if you would be so kind as to bring the bees.
*smile* I popped through. There was nobody home.
But if you wonder where all the goodies in your pantry went, now you know!!
Hey what’s wrong with obsession?! I mean some of the smartest people in the world were stalkers! *chuckles* I am pimping you out left and right..you will be receiving a bill for my commission.
Now that explains what Stephen Hawking was doing hiding in the trashcan outside my place last week. At the time I just thought it might have been a rather early pre-Halloween run to try out his new Dalek costume. But in retrospect I think you’ve finally wrapped up this mystery oh mystic one.
*laugh* Thanks for the pimptastic support, mystic. I appreciate it.
I look forward to the bill, which I will treat with the consideration it deserves :P.
Hmmm I’ve said your name three times now I’m waiting for you to appear * foot tap*
I was there! Where were you?!
Geez, people! If you call me then you can NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE AGAIN! That’s just logic!
Maybe I didn’t >.> <.< Maybe I am there right NOW!
Talking of which; I notice on Reddit that you manage to link to your blog in your user name. If I might be so bold; how on earth do you manage this?
Oh, yes, I just joined it. There’s a thing called a ‘flair’ (I have no idea why it’s called that) and you can put whatever you want in there.
There’s a field for it at the top right of each subreddit (you have to set it per subreddit).