Random, out of context shit I said this week (first one is here). This is
laziness recycling at its finest, folks!
Ninja tiger gecko says nothing because hey, NINJA! You can’t even SEE that mofo!
“Take this boring, pedestrian sex, bitch!”
I must collect these things for my ‘crazy old lady’ dotage
Eek! Blinded by the glory of ninja tiger gecko!
Rawwrr! *waggles butt*
I am a dead milkman, only not dead, and not a milkman.
1. Get naked. 2. Cook something, anything, doesn’t matter really…
Tsk tsk, you should have been nude. Duh!
Emails and responses in 140 chars… Him: “My true love is devotion to a beautiful Domina…” // Me: “Shame, I am hideously ugly”
Meh, being out in the world ain’t all that!
The sandwiches were full of false promises and disappointment…
I am cleaning old crap off my computer. Not porn though, porn is never crap.
“CHOCOLATE BUNNY POO STUFFED DILDO PANTIES EASTER BLOWOUT”
Jesus said, “I managed to convince the world that those who rise from the dead are not zombies, they will worship my uber zombieness, and when the zombie apocalypse comes I WILL EAT YOUR HEAD!!! Bwuhahahaha!!!” That Jesus is one scary zombie.