** I received the incoming email that solicted this response on CollarMe, where the sender’s profile picture is automatically included with any email they send. This sender’s profile picture was of his arsehole pointed at the camera (eeeuuww!).
Thank you for your email and I do hate to be negative, but receiving your arse in my inbox does not endear you to me. I don’t know you, WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR ARSE?!!!
I know, I know, you are going to say: “But but… Ferns, I am not showing *you* my arse, I am just showing it… you know… to everyone.”
But WHY, subboywhoever, why? I assume you think the wimmins want to see it? I can assure you that we don’t. Really. No more than we would want to see it if we were walking down the street. Seriously, MAKE IT GO AWAY!