musing

Shopping list porn

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Oddly, one of my previous posts describing actual kinky things I bought and did not buy led to some inquiries as to what actually WAS on the grocery list I mentioned (you folks are the perviest people EVER!!)…

So, here it is… shopping list porn:

  • smelly cupboard stuff
    [yes, I copied this faithfully from my list word for word… ‘stuff’ is totally valid shopping list terminology!]
  • 30 second outdoor cleaner
    [has been on the list
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musing

“can a submissive man have a normal relationship?”

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Yes, yes he can!!!

Hello you, yes you, the one who googled that question and found this blog:

can a submissive man have a normal relationship?

It led you to this post: Advice for the newly minted submissive man

But oh my gosh… I love that you asked that question of google! I do, I love that, thank you!!

Yes, yes you can!!

Stick around, read a little, send me an email, something, but please

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sent emails

My sent emails XI

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Hello fuckmeintheassrightnowmistress,

Your nick demands a sexual act, your profile says nothing about you except that you do lots of anal and CBT, your profile photo is of some woman ‘doing’ a man, your friends list is full of only hot women, you are actively seeking any kind of woman at all (orientation irrelevant), your list of interests is play only…

Seriously, your claim that “[I am] here to do what you want for your … Continue Reading

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photo/  toys

Bought and did not buy

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I bought this on the weekend. It is beautiful, with 25 inch shoestring leather tails and a lovely hefty weight… *swoon*:

I did not buy this Vollers corset. I tried on a stunning red one and loved the cinched in waist and fabulous curvy look, but I really wanted black and he did not have any in my size… *cries and cries*:

I also bought groceries, but I know you don’t care about … Continue Reading

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musing/  song

Beating to music

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Everyone (ok, a bunch of people) has been talking with delight about Rhianna’s S&M video. “Ooohh… hot!!”, they squeal with excitement. No, I am not going to link it here, it is rubbish.

While I can see why some BDSMers are excited about it (yes, I get it), for me, it’s… meh, whatever… same same, boring and stereotypical faux femdom in latex writhes around for the pleasure of men with some background props of men … Continue Reading

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audio/  audio erotica/  play/  reading

Crash: Audio reading

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I have been considering doing a reading on the blog for some time, so here it is.

It is this post: Crash.

It is a single, first take with mistakes and all, plus the ambiance of neighbourhood sounds (welcome to my home!)… This absolutely and definitively proves that Australians do NOT have an accent…

If you find it enjoyable and you are interested in hearing more, then comment wildly and with enthusiasm.… Continue Reading

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musing

Oh…

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I asked for links to pictures of hot boys… and one of them produced something lovely (thank you, dave94… that’s two mentions in as many days!).

There are some images that just work in my head, and sometimes I am not sure why.

This one… makes me feel all swoony, even though the themes in it are kind of hit and miss to me (collar, yes; chastity, yes; chastity device, meh; PIV sex … Continue Reading

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