Everyone (ok, a bunch of people) has been talking with delight about Rhianna’s S&M video. “Ooohh… hot!!”, they squeal with excitement. No, I am not going to link it here, it is rubbish.
While I can see why some BDSMers are excited about it (yes, I get it), for me, it’s… meh, whatever… same same, boring and stereotypical faux femdom in latex writhes around for the pleasure of men with some background props of men in gags and bondage… *yawn*
But this… this is hot and funny and just fucking hot to me. I wanted… more… I wanted the actors to be better, I wanted to see him get injured and have some fear and lust and emotion about it, I loved and wanted more of that desperate kissing, I wanted her to fuck him when she shoved his head underwater, I wanted her to rip his clothes off, I wanted her to… more, more MORE (but NOT a rocket launcher… come on!!)!!!
Either way *this* is what hot looks like to me in a sanitised mainstream music video.