Sure, be here on Friday. Bring cake. I like cake.
Yes, of course, but you have the cake, right? There is no point without cake.
I like chocolate cake, what kind of cake do you like? I can’t wait until I get my cake.
CAAKKKKEEEEE!!! Cake cake cake cake caaaakkkeee!!!
You can't leave us in suspense like that….did you get the cake?
It's so sad to see a woman suffering chocolate cake addiction like this.
Perhaps if you went on a spiritual retreat and learned the secrets of Eastern wisdom you would gradually come to forsake the desire for such immediate gratification?
Or just eat chocolate cake. Up to you.
By the way you forgot to mention what type of icing it should have. Or perhaps just pure molten chocolate poured over the top? And when it's freshly baked and still warm you could serve with thick cream or perhaps pour warm caramel all over to taste the extra love. Then of course your coffee should be brewed with roasted Colombian coffee beans – brewed so thick the aroma will last for weeks – and you should have special blindfolds for the boys who will be at your table, unable to eat a single morsel unless….
But I digress. Fight your addiction. Become a better person.
Happy pet: “You can't leave us in suspense like that….did you get the cake?”
*laugh* Of course not!! He was in some foreign country, offering undying servitude and devotion, and I couldn't even get a frigging piece of cake!! Where's the dedication, I ask you!
Anonymous: “…Fight your addiction. Become a better person.”
Shut up and just bring the cake.
“Shut up and just bring the cake”
Sounds like a distinctive school of philosophy. Or at least a T-shirt slogan.
Anonymous: “…Or at least a T-shirt slogan.”
The cost of said t-shirt is, of course, cake… must be as described above. You must serve it naked, of course… dripping with molten chocolate, thick cream and warm caramel.
Mmmmmm… cake porn!
Sorry, no time. My cake porn's now gone global so you'll just have to wait for the DVD.
Remember, it's only the first taste that's free.
Anonymous: “Sorry, no time. My cake porn's now gone global so you'll just have to wait for the DVD.”
*sigh* My disappointment is palpable.
“Remember, it's only the first taste that's free.”
Well then… where *is* that first taste, hmmm? I think I can safely assume from her reaction that Cougs is right here with me… waiting…
Have I ever mentioned that I have no patience? It's part of my considerable charm.
Two beautiful ladies ordering me to serve them cake???
Does this mean all my other fantasies are going to come true as well?
Soon to be released on DVD: CAKEBOY
“Have I ever mentioned that I have no patience? It's part of my considerable charm.”
Ma'am you have much much much much much much much much much much much more charm than just “considerable”. In your case modesty would be deceit.
Where the bloody hell is my cake ?
The porn possibilities for chocolate cake are endless. You could have the boy rub the cake over your breasts and lick it off. You could have him feed it to you as you lounged and demanded more and more. You could layer it with his cock in between two slices and bite and gobble it and him up. You could pour the hot chocolate all over your bodies and paint your faces in chocolate as a prelude to wild puma in heat sex. i could go on but i need to go out and get some cake for my Mistress.
Anonymous: “Two beautiful ladies ordering me to serve them cake??? Does this mean all my other fantasies are going to come true as well?”
Coug: Where the bloody hell is my cake ?
Unless of course, you fail to deliver…
“Ma'am you have much much much much much much much much much much much more charm than just “considerable”.”
Don't think that the lack of cake delivery will go unnoticed just because you have inserted much muchness into a compliment… I am not that easily distr… ooohhh… shiny!!!
No, wait… CAKKKEEE!!!
robert: “The porn possibilities for chocolate cake are endless… […more cake porn…]”
I do hope Cakeboy is taking notes for his next DVD…