Still single, just sayin’

I’ve been getting cute little congratulations about this very misleading post.

It’s super sweet and I do appreciate that people are happy about my apparent coupledom.


In case you missed it, Drew is gay. Like Double Gold Star gay, as gay as the day is long (and I mean days-at-the-North-Pole-in-the-middle-of-summer kind of long). Still, I’m putting together a registry for cute couples gifts. Because yes :P.

All that to say: Come at me, amazing submissive men. I’m still single.

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  1. Dang!

    I had the cock ring wedding present all picked out too!

    Oh well. I’ll just have to find someone to use it on myself. So sad.

    That is cute though :) I knew he was gay but I suppose if someone didn’t then yes, that’s terribly confusing

    1. We’re still accepting presents. I mean, we aren’t stupid! :P

      And yes, I put precious little context in my last post. I banged it out without thinking and didn’t even link to his blog. Very confusing indeed.


  2. Grin, I just breathed a sigh of relief. My hopes were dashed there for a second. By the way…im American ( Boo )! I like an intelligent woman, but when I find an intelligent, creative, and strong (dominant) woman …Im like whoa….thats a woman. Sadly, im also the shy type so I tend to keep my thoughts to myself unless Im provoked and the jealousy I was experiencing was just too much so I had to congratulate you and at the very least make my self known. And that’s enough because Im sure all your followers are going to be reading this and as I mentioned I am shy and serving my not so broken heart up now after knowing the facts on a silver platter in front of the entire world for every one to see is uh ..smiles. Have a nice nite.


    1. *laugh* Well, I appreciate your delurking so sweetly, Kayden, thank you.

      If you can sort out that pesky geography thing, then let me know won’t you. But I can’t wait forever, so you had better get on that asap…


  3. Careful, asking the submissive guys to come at you could be dangerous. Dick pics, as far as the eye can see. Do-Me Subs for days. You may need to close your Fet account and rejoin under a new name (Snref?) in the face of the flood!

    I know you clarified “amazing,” but that is assuming a degree of self-reflection that could be lacking ;)

    1. *smile* I have no fears about that. My readers are lovely and would NEVAAARRR.

      I actually posted a personal ad here on my blog a while back, so I have a little experience with this ‘random calling out into the void’ thing.


      TL;Didn’t Click: It was a non-starter.


      1. Your bringing me out of my comfort zone here ….smiles. Actually, if im not mistaken I believe there is a US military base located somewhere in Australia. I would def. like to get to know you a little better although it seems I know you well enough already. Hope I am making some leeway on ” had better get on that asap”. Im totally going to be bold now and post my email ….[redacted] I hope to hear from you Ferns. Until then, have a nice nite.

        1. *smile* Email sent: And thank you for sticking your head above the parapet, though you know that geography is going to chop that sucker right off, don’t you? Geography is a bitch like that… .


      2. I can assure you , im not a Do-Me sub? Actually, I have no idea what that even means really and I would never send a lady a dick-pic either as I tend to respect the women im interested in. However, your wise counsel is greatly appreciated im sure.

        1. Ahhh, Email received. Geography is a bitch but im a problem solver so let me solve this one.Grins deviously.

      3. Haha, love the graph! It is missing a very critical element, however: location. It is not only real estate, but also relationships. I am sure there are plenty of good matches out there in the world, but finding one local is a little (a lot!) harder. Still, if that photo in your last post is accurate, you can advertise ocean views!

        1. Ha! Thanks.

          And yes, there was a lot of talk about geography in the comments and most of my readers ARE from the US, so there is that.

          I can totally advertise ocean views!


  4. You’re a smart, attractive, literate, nerdish, impressive, bumbling, goonish, poetic lump of puzzling but endearing human. That’s probably why we’re all here.

    Despite these myriad charming traits, part of the reason for your ongoing pathological singletonism is that you select it and maintain it. I don’t know why. Do you?

    I know it always disturbs my partners when I look perturbed during lovemaking, and then when questioned on what’s troubling me (before climax obv.) declare passionately that “I just want A_Little_Respect

    But you probably don’t have that issue. So there’s something else going on.


    1. Neat page. Its always nice to know that quality Dommes are in Australia.I was beginning to worry there were none left. How did I not know this site existed?

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