My sent emails VII

[This was the start of my relationship with my snowflake.  He emailed me on his first day on the BDSM site and, well, there I was… And submissives say finding a Domme is difficult… pfffttt…  Re the soap reference, his profile was hilarious and he had listed ‘soap making’ as one of his fetishes (as you do, right?)…]

Hello CuteNicknameBoy,

Smart, funny, articulate…be still my beating heart.

And a lifelong supply of soap to boot (not made of human body parts is it, because that’s kind of a deal killer).

How much better can it get?

Ferns

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10 Comments

  1. slapshot: “I don't make soap, but I *am* a regular user.”

    Yes, but you are not supposed to *eat* it, slapshot… honestly, how many times do I have to tell you?

    Ferns

  2. Miss Ferns,

    Spookily, I saw a bar of soap only this afternoon. It was in a shop in the town-centre. I may return tomorrow to buy it.

    Sir Puppington Lothian.

  3. Brids: “I'd be interested to see what he said in response to that because if it were me, that would have left me with next to nothing to reply on.”

    Someone who gets my sense of humour would have immediately made a beeline for the 'soap from dead bodies' line or answered the 'how much better can it get?' question with a cute and flirty remark. I think he did both.

    I think that if you struggle to come up with a response to someone's email, or you are just bored when trying to respond, that's a pretty clear early indicator that the entire thing is going to be hard work and unlikely to be worthwhile.

    Ferns

  4. puppy: “Spookily, I saw a bar of soap only this afternoon. It was in a shop in the town-centre. I may return tomorrow to buy it.”

    That *is* spooky!

    Once you have bought it, I shall give you detailed instructions on its use… I'd hate for you to put your eye out.

    Ferns

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