Shit Ferns says #16

Random shit I’ve said, no context (if you want more of this in real time: This is pretty much ‘me on Twitter’ :)).

Obviously I only write true highbrow literary works because I only ever use ‘come’.
Nevaaarrr ‘cum’. No-one in my writing gets to to ‘cum’.
COLD DEAD HANDS and etc :P

She beats both of them senseless for having the absolute wrong focus here :P

This is a thing people do for fun.

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Reader Q&A: Femdom Podcast #113 [Audio]

© 'Ferns Femdom Podcast' by and of Ferns. Music by M.M. Transcript by MFMWKE.

This fabulous femdom podcast includes the following:

  • A big thank you to my Patreon supporters (because of course)
  • A sweet little happy femdom story (yay!)
  • Advice on getting into phone domming
  • Resources for a new Domme (tip: My non-fiction book list)
  • Should I consider a much older partner?
  • Should I seek out a pro-Domme for this fantasy?
  • How do I handle a serious issue with my long term dominant partner?
  • What do you like
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Positivity is hard

I’m struggling a little, let’s be honest here.

I’m still tweeting, still posting on Fetlife, I’m still producing audio porn, I even recorded a new podcast (coming soon, though an early unedited version is up on my Patreon!) but for here, for my blog, my mind is empty.

The first of the above is daily frippery, the second is direct responses to questions, the third is based on content that already exists, … Continue Reading

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e[lust] #133

Welcome to Elust 133-

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #134? Start with the rules, come back September 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

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