Shit Ferns Says #13

I haven’t done one of these for EVAARRR.

Snippets of things I’ve said, no context, for when my brain isn’t firing up enough to write anything of substance.

Am I sitting on your dick right now? Then no, I don’t care.

If dominance doesn’t mean ‘getting the kind of sex I want’ I wouldn’t bother. I can do ‘getting the kind of sex men like and approve of within the very narrow confines of their expectations’ in the vanilla world.

I seriously have to point out how I linked ‘arsehole’ and ‘taint’ there…

If you just want to receive pleasure from your sub in whatever way you like it, then just… do that.

I’m a big fan of ‘do as I say, not as I do’.

Him: Being hot and sexy and charming and adorable and irresistible
Her: Being driven so wild by his crazy hot and sexy irresistability that she is compelled to tear him to shreds in a frenzy of passionate violence

I think your ‘stop fucking with the newbies’ is perfect

I’m going with ‘just stupid’.

Getting what you want is as dominant as it gets.

HEY ARSEHOLE THAT’S SOME A-GRADE BULLSHIT YOU’RE SPOUTING THERE YOU MISOGYNIST FUCKFACE

I have been known to do a De Niro level of ‘Are you talkin’ to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!” on occasion before I go all Taxi Driver on his arse

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4 Comments

  1. I’ll respond to your disconnected statements with a tangent! Some years back, they added a new monster to Dungeons & Dragons called the “Fell Taint.” I’ve heard many stories of groups unable to stop laughing at the name and making ribald jokes.

    Is it kind of stalker-ish that I remember reading several of these? Presumably from SMAWWLT.

    1. A tangent is the best and only way to respond :).

      Heh… Not at all stalker-ish. Unless you’re copying and saving them in a little file to pore over later… :P

      Ferns

  2. HEY ARSEHOLE THAT’S SOME A-GRADE BULLSHIT YOU’RE SPOUTING THERE YOU MISOGYNIST FUCKFACE

    You’ve been listening to me at the library again, haven’t you?
    Coug

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