Ferns: I want to write a blog post today. What shall I write about?
bambi: ME ME ME ME ME
bambi: *raises hand , waves it*
bambi: PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME
Ferns: What shall I write about you?
bambi: how I’m pretty!
bambi: write about my eyes!
bambi: or write about overcomplicating things like ‘I like touching’
bambi: and communications
Ferns: *nod* “He is a terrible communicator, I blame him for EVERYTHING”
Ferns: “But his eyes are so pretty!”
bambi: you got it.
bambi: now just add some filler paragraphs!
Ferns: *laugh* “Rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb”
Ferns: You know how to write great posts. Thanks for the help
I think I shall just do this for every blog post from now on…