Random stuff, no context…
Suddenly, I will be cunty mcfuckface and you will be all ‘woah! WTF?’ and I’ll be all “Yeah IN YER FACE!!”
DICK! Also, he’s probably RACIST.
I have dubbed the annoying pain in my side ‘Harold’. Harold is short and pudgy and sweaty and very annoying. I have given him a name so I can say things like “Fucking Harold wouldn’t leave me alone today!” or “*sigh* Can’t run, I will wake up Harold”.
…now I have that site plus a google question “How big is an orca’s penis” forever logged against my identity. By the way, the answer is 8 feet.
They do seem to have a lot of dolphins and rabbits on vibrators. Who comes up with these ridiculous ideas?!
Have a great day, fuckface!!
The line between sniffing panties to check if they are clean and “OMG I am fucking sniffing my own panties!” is surprisingly thin…
My life is a ball of twine with some wax on the end so it doesn’t unravel. Yes, THAT interesting.
I can’t whistle. Or wink. These are my only faults.