Random stuff I said recently, because I am an over-sharer…
…because *why isn’t there a baby savage in there*?!!
I must be running like a little tip-toeing fairy on amphetamines.
That’s a relief because the heaving bosom of moist emails will barely be able to keep their panties on.
I shall be over *there* pouting and sticking pins in a voodoo doll that looks very much like you!!
Pretty boys should be encouraged to post pictures, for the good of humanity.
…yay monarchy, you overprivileged free loaders!
I am terribly unoriginal, also lazy and forgetful. Oh, look at me extolling my virtues right up-front.
Going to the gym now. I would like a ticker tape parade and champagne on arrival. Kthxbai
They’re birds. Birds are stupid.
…I want to hug them and then kill them…
Are you calling me a prostitute?
Also, you can start another email chain since we aren’t in the middle of anything important. EXCEPT FOR LIFE!!!
I am doing washing and drying and chewing gum. Who says I can’t multi task?
I feel like zshushing stuff. I also just remembered that I have a juicer, I should juice things!
OMG YOU WOULD RATHER WATCH TV THAN TALK TO ME!!! See how this is the downhill slide? DO YOU SEE?!!!!!!!