Hello, I’m Ferns… and you are…?

This time last year, I did a survey, then I shamelessly milked carefully analysed the results for graph porn and blog posts for as long as possible.

It was absolutely fascinating to find out who was out there quietly reading without a peep *wave*, so I have put on my best survey hat (it is a summery number, with a wide floppy brim and a cheeky tilt) and would absolutely love to hear … Continue Reading

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Q&A – Protocol

Continuing my experiment with Q&A from Fetlife discussions…

1. Is protocol an integral part of your kink, and if so, are your protocols more physical (kneeling, posture,etc) or verbal (use of titles, granting permission to speak)

I have a mixture of both, they are pretty light and they are at my whim.

2. Does protocol to you mean specific ritual actions and phrases that are for play only, or,

No, some are constants.

3.Are protocols

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Marketing by Ferns

Topic by secretiveslave, marketing by Ferns… (see what you are missing out on by not following me on twitter? I am full of teh internet wins!)…

* In case you aren’t aware, you have to read the dialogue from the bottom upwards…

The resulting outline:

*laugh* Brilliant!

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Mmmmm… odaxelagnia

Odaxelagnia: the paraphilia involving sexual attraction to biting or being bitten.

Biting is one of my favourites, it is impossibly intimate and can range from gently pleasant to terribly painful… yummy! I did not know there was a term for it!

Sadly the reference to odaxelagnia was removed from Wikipedia with the concern that it is a “Non-notable fetish”.

See, and people say sex blogs aren’t educational!… Continue Reading

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Bedtime story

We are on the phone. It is late. He is tired.

“Go and brush your teeth, get into bed, and I will read you a bedtime story…”

He thinks I am joking. I’m not. After a few minutes, he is still talking to me… I interrupt him.

“Teeth, bed! Go on!”

He laughs softly with surprise, “Yes Ma’am!” and scrambles off to do just that. I hear him shuffling and moving about.

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Shoe tower

I dragged all of my shoes out of the depths of my wardrobes and decided to make a shoe tower. Easier access, better ability to see what I had, a lovely choice of which to wear before I go out.

But but… after I did it, there was a messy pile of shoe boxes against the wall. It offended my sense of aesthetics, it was completely unacceptable!!

So, I ordered clear shoe boxes to put … Continue Reading

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More pretty

Another photo of my most awesome ropework on the pretty boy…

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