Normally, the sent email is enough to tell the story, but this is one where I have to include the emails that arrived in my inbox for context…
Hi Ferns. We chatted a while back. Still keen to serve. RealName (PlaceOfEmployment)
[I vaguely remember him, mainly because he is local and gave me his real name and employment credentials within a few emails last time. I recall patiently telling him to treat me like a normal human being and have a conversation with me, but I can’t remember any details of the previous exchange. I read the note above, looked at his profile, then the following arrived in my inbox…]
Please Ferns. You are so alluring :)
Please Ferns. RealName
i would please You Maam…give me a shot
nnnnnnn [his phone number]
nnnnnnn please give me a call Ferns
nnnnnnn i dare you
Dr FirstName LastName PlaceOfEmployment call me nnnnnnn
how come you dont reply to me
I read your first message, and then went off to do other things. I came back to find ten more messages that indicated to me that you were either drunk, desperate, emotionally unhinged or all of those.
I don’t remember our previous correspondence, but have a vague recollection that I have told you previously to try and engage in an intelligent way instead of throwing things out that make you seem mentally deficient.
Seriously, look at the emails that you sent me. Why on earth would an educated, intelligent woman who looks for the best of men be interested in someone who just repeatedly harrasses her with nonsense? What sort of deranged and desperate woman goes ‘oh, a bunch of emails from a stranger just asking for my attention over and over, now *there’s* a fascinating quality man who I want to get to know!’?
Please don’t contact me again. Trust me, I am not interested.