The following are my favourites of the recent searches that brought people to my blog:
- why are there a lot of femdom sites and no maledom [this one made me laugh because I imagine the searcher getting here and going ‘oh, for fuck’s sake, not ANOTHER one!?!!’]
- bdsm flesh hooks buy
- cock masturbate cum resist throb unnghh
- casual happy femdom
- gentle domme matronly
- spanking pyjama
- soap making bdsm what is
- ridiculous femdom look
- porn video “my cunt up close”
- naked sweaty female slaves free videos
- men in kilts fucking
- is jared leto a domme
- hey big dick
- why are most dommes old?
- willie woofter penis photos
- female led marriage naked male buttocks
- domme nerd
- domina or sweaty
- deadly fighting dommes
I offer my heartfelt apologies to all of those disappointed folks.
Though I can confirm that yes, Jared Leto is indeed a Domme….
Ah – brilliant! I love these. My favourite is the “cock masturbate cum resist throb unnghh” one – very stream of consciousness. And it confirms my already strong suspicions that google can hear what we are thinking. This poor guy was probably just walking past a computer when it stole his thoughts.
I sincerely hope Jared Leto is a Domme – he'd be magnificant in drag.
Um, Mistress Ferns?
Please steer clear of those “deadly fighting dommes”. They sound mean, and I don't want your hair ruffled or your beautiful nails broken.
Clarence the Ferns Fan.
these are great! haha
Well, you do strike me as a casual happy domme.
Message sent ;)
Im not going to be able to resist.
I must google
deadly fighting dommes and domme nerd.
J: “Ah – brilliant! I love these. My favourite is the “cock masturbate cum resist throb unnghh” one – very stream of consciousness.”
*laugh* Yes, I love them too! The 'unnghh' is the perfect finishing touch.
Clarence: “Please steer clear of those “deadly fighting dommes”. They sound mean, and I don't want your hair ruffled or your beautiful nails broken.”
Don't worry, I will steer well clear, I am a delicate flower!
I realised upon review that I neglected to add the search term 'chainsaw dommes'… I'd like to see 'deadly fighting dommes vs chainsaw dommes'! *laugh*
Sweets: “these are great! haha”
Aren't they? They are still amusing me… I particularly like 'hey big dick', as if the searcher is trying to start a dialogue with his cock via google. *chuckle* Good luck, guy!
Domme nerd might be a pretty accurate search, though. I mean, how many other dommes have graph porn?
Arnaut Rosseau: “Well, you do strike me as a casual happy domme.”
I am! And I do appreciate you not choosing some of the others to validate the search results: “Well, you do strike me as someone with a ridiculous femdom look.”
Secretive Slave: “Message sent ;)”
*smile* Shhhh… secret squirrel stuff…
MistressKimm: “Im not going to be able to resist.
I must google deadly fighting dommes and domme nerd.”
Heh… Well, if I am highly ranked in those results, I need to take a good long look at my content!
Anonymous: “Domme nerd might be a pretty accurate search, though. I mean, how many other dommes have graph porn?”
You do make a very compelling point there… Domina Nerdicus Maxima…
Anonymous: Oh! And actually 'spanking pyjama' can also not be considered a fail because of this post…
you are now the #1 result on google for 'deadly fighting dommes'
and #4 for domme nerds (right above an erotic story entitled: 'crack whore'
just thought I would share that and prove that I could not resist.
The world needs more casual happy femdom!
A few favorites from mine-
“she brings home cum” (look what I got on sale!)
“i play with my cock” (Good for you. And you were searching for this online because……?)
“crackheads swallowing cum” (ummmmm………)
MK: “you are now the #1 result on google for 'deadly fighting dommes' and #4 for domme nerds (right above an erotic story entitled: 'crack whore'”
*laugh* Self fulfilling prophecy!! The fact that we have now said 'crack whore' twice should bump me up there also!!
pureliquidkink: “The world needs more casual happy femdom!”
“A few favorites from mine-…”
I LOVE them, thank you! I laughed out loud at “i play with my cock”… still laughing…!!
men in kilts,
dishevelleddomina: “men in kilts, mmmmmmm”
*laugh* I totally agree and our tastes there are in complete alignment!
I can't at all blame the searcher for that search… men in kilts fucking would be hot.
My favourite is “unnghh”. Who would search for “unnghh”?
Also, the soap one makes me wonder.
@ pureliquidkink: the crackhead one is weird.
N: “My favourite is “unnghh”. Who would search for “unnghh”?”
I know, right?! It still makes me laugh!
“Also, the soap one makes me wonder.”
It is strange, that's for sure, however is it any more strange that I actually DO mention soap making in a sex blog? Heh.