Hello someguy (I will not address you as “Slutsomeguy”, I find that distasteful when I don’t even know you),
My first question is “Why are you contacting me?”
Is it because I am local, identify as a Domme, and am somewhat age appropriate? In other words, is it because I will “do” to fulfil whatever needs it is you have?
What do you know about me? Where in the above missive have you demonstrated that you have taken even a single second to try to figure out what it might be that I want, if anything? One would think that if you were at all actually interested in ‘pleasing me’ as you say, you would do a little research to find out a little about me and see if you can engage me on that level in an introductory message.
Did you do that? No. You wrote a list of what you want (and make no mistake, your claim of being a ‘service slut’ has nothing to do with me or my needs), sent it on and called it an ‘application’.
If, as you say, you are a well educated professional, then surely it would be self evident in your professional dealings that if you want to sell something, you don’t concentrate on ‘stuff’ that your product can do, you research your target market, figure out what it is they want and then see how you can fulfil that need with your offer.
I hope that the above helps you in your future endeavours. Best of luck.