I get stats about what goes on here with my blog, of course, and I can see what people entered into search engines to find my blog.
These are my picks for ‘most disappointed searchers who ended up on my blog’:
1. “i want to be fuck until my cunt sore”
2. “domme grandma”
3. “hot pics domme fuck two men latex pics”
4. “january invite christmas party”
5. “touched by a unicorn dream definition”
I’m sorry about that, folks, especially you, number 5, sweet unicorn-dreaming person…