Cows and kink

Scene: A weird conversation at work about cows… (don’t ask… really!)

Boy geek #1: Can you milk beef cows?

Me:               *outraged look* Oh, come on now!! That’s just *wrong*!!

Boy geek #2: *cheeky grin* You just think it’s kinky!

Me:               *laugh* Yeah, I totally do!

Boy geek #2: *laugh* I knew it!

Boy geek #1: …?


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  1. slapshot: “If I was going to be slaughtered, I would hope that they would at least milk me first.”

    You people are sick… SICK I tell you!!!


  2. Tom Allen: “Oooh! Is it still considered “furry” play when you're wearing nylon?”

    Shaved furries are the filthiest of the furries… so really, nylon is the zenith for advanced furry play…


  3. Brids: “That pretty much sums up my thoughts…”

    I blame Boy geek #1 for the entire 'cows and kink' theme… he's just pretending innocence… cheeky little buggar!


  4. Anonymous: “…this post helped me alot in my college assignement.”

    “Compare and contrast dairy cow milking and beef cow milking and their relative relationship to abnormal psychosexual behaviour.”

    Glad to help.


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